KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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