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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
Magic Crystals Found: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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