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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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