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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Animals Bred: 61 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
Love Letters Sent: 14 Epic Battles Fought: 16
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Towns Built: 6
Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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