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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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