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Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Farms Harvested: 961

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Server
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New Server IP – Click to COPY

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

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    Blocky Bae Minecraft Server
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    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Alien Abductions: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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