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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Enchantments Applied: 98 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Dimension Hops: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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