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WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Chimeras Created: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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