KIG: Where even creeper explosions are considered a warm welcome – Trouble in Mineville Edition

Bed wars, block party, cai, Community, considered, Cowboys and Indians, creeper, Discord, Edition, Events, explosions, Forums, gravity, Hive community, Hive Java server, Kazamuzo Temple, KIG, leaderboard, Map, Mineville, Minigames, Play, Recreation, statistics, TIMV, Trouble, Warm, Website, weekend

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.playkig.com
Supported Versions	1.8 – 1.21
Recreated Game Modes	Trouble in Mineville Cowboys and Indians Block Party Gravity Bed Wars
Community	Welcoming old Hive community members
Events	Regular events for Trouble in Mineville and Cowboys and Indians
Upcoming	New Trouble in Mineville map – Kazamuzo Temple
Additional Links	Website, Forums, Discord Server

FAQ

1. Can I connect to the server using versions below 1.8?

No, the server supports versions from 1.8 up to 1.21.

2. What is the most popular minigame on the server?

Trouble in Mineville is currently the most popular minigame.

3. Are there leaderboards and player statistics available?

Yes, you can find leaderboards and player statistics on the website.

4. How can I participate in events?

You can participate in events with your friends for both Trouble in Mineville and Cowboys and Indians.

5. When is the new Trouble in Mineville map, Kazamuzo Temple, being released?

The new map is scheduled to be released this weekend.

BlockyVirus-FreeMS-Fun

Autoimmune Disease, BlockyVirusFreeMSFun, chronic condition, correlation, Covid-19, disability, findings, health, immune system, infection, Medical, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, neurological disorder, neurology, pandemic, research, respiratory illness, study, Symptoms, Virus

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

so like, u know how some people think if u get covid-19 with MS it’s gonna make ur symptoms worse? well guess what, this server is like the opposite of that! it’s like a magical place where ur MS symptoms disappear when u catch covid-19 in the game. it’s like a reverse curse or something, it’s wild! join us and experience the wackiest adventure of ur life, where covid-19 is actually a blessing in disguise. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and see for urself!

WildCraftMC

Advanced Fishing, Advancements, Blaze and Caves Datapack, Clue Scrolls, Crates, Crazy Enchants, Creative, custom fish, Custom NPC Trades, Discord, Donating, FishingVillage, LWC Protection, Minibosses, Quests, rocket boots, RPG, SerenePost, smp, Survival, Voting, WildCraftMC

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Void Armor Forged:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

IP: play.wildcraftmc.com

We would like to invite you to become a member of our server community.

Main

Version	Java 1.21.1
Accessibility	1.9-1.21.x
Established	April 17, 2011
Chat Reporting	Disabled
Location	Eastern Coast of North America

Features

Grief Prevention: Claim your lands to protect your builds from grief.
Community: Friendly and safe community with a Discord server for discussions.
Ranks: Voting and donating ranks with unique perks.
Crates: Redeem special keys for rewards.
Economy: Earn in-game currency through jobs, events, fishing, mining, and player shops.
Advancements: Custom RPG play style, mini bosses, quests, fishing features, and more.

Misc

LWC Protection: Lock chests, gates, doors, etc outside of claims.
Crazy Enchants: Additional enchantments with better abilities.
Clue Scrolls: Complete tasks & events for rewards.
Rocket Boots: Different boots with fun features.

Extras

Custom NPC Trades: /warp SerenePost
Advanced Fishing & Custom Fish: /warp FishingVillage

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the IP address: play.wildcraftmc.com

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules listed on our website or in-game.

3. How can I protect my builds from griefing?

You can use the Grief Prevention feature to claim your lands and protect your builds from griefing.

4. How do I earn ranks on the server?

You can earn ranks by voting daily or by donating to support the server. Each rank comes with unique perks and rewards.

5. Can I participate in events and quests?

Yes, we offer inclusive events and quests that you can play on your own or with friends. These events offer exclusive rewards and items.

6. Is the server economy-based?

Yes, you can earn in-game currency through jobs, events, fishing, mining, and setting up your own player shop.

Frontline Flex 1.20.4

1.20.4, bhob, dchaokeks, dollar value guide, dolls, elmo1205, Events, EXILIUM, exiliumdc, Fiery Bond, flex, Frontline, GFLEX, gift, Girls’ Frontline 2, glassisle, guides, hazard patrol map, Itasha, Launch, lore material, Makiatto, mica, News, REDEEM, Resources, Rhapsody Quartet, Sojourners of the Glass Island, springfield, Story summary, Sunborn, suomi, suomi1205, Tololo, translated story, Ullrid, ullrid1205

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s like Girls’ Frontline 2: Exilium but in blocky form? Join now for a wild ride filled with resources and guides that will blow your mind.

Forget about boring old dollar value guides, we’ve got a spreadsheet that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the translated story and lore material – it’s like reading a book written by a villager on acid.

Explore hazard patrol maps that will make you question your sanity, and watch preview videos that will make you want to build a giant statue of Makiatto in your world. Plus, we’ve got news and events that will make you want to mine diamonds until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Use secret codes like ELMOLIVE and GFL2GIFTME to unlock hidden treasures and unleash chaos upon the land. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, don’t redeem OMNGKTWN or you might end up in the Nether with no way out.

Why Don’t Corpos Ioppers Watch Indies Minecraft SMP

advertising strategies, blue dorito label, brand loyalty., brand recognition, buying decisions, chuuba, Competition, consumer behavior, consumer preferences, consumer psychology, corporate shoppers, Corpos, dont, film industry, independent cinema, Indie Films, indies, Ioppers, mainstream movies, market trends, marketing tactics, Mediocrity, Minecraft, product packaging, Small Businesses, smp, watch

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mines Excavated:	1231	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Farms Harvested:	579	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Potions Brewed:	198	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7304

Are you tired of settling for boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the blue dorito label on the chuuba of servers! Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide?

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle and build a house made entirely out of diamonds. Our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Sheep, who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraftia.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

GroceryGriefer

CAR, college, Doctor, Expenses, Failure, family, Food, food stamps, Graduation, groceries, GroceryGriefer, Guilt, lunch, pantry, POVERTY, sharing, Siblings, Struggle, Survival, weight loss, work

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8981
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	218
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Looking for a place where you can hoard all the food to yourself without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where you can stock up on all the virtual cookies, pasta, and rotisserie chicken you desire without having to share with anyone else. No more survival of the fittest in your household – on our server, it’s survival of the hungriest!

Forget about food stamps, forget about sharing at work potlucks, forget about feeling guilty for wanting to keep all the food for yourself. On our server, you can focus on building your dream virtual world without any distractions.

So come on over and leave your real-life food struggles behind. Join our Minecraft server and feast like a king (or queen) without any judgment. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying?

ParentalVisit Minecraft SMP

family, family bonding, family bonding time, family communication, family connection, family dynamics, family love, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, Family Values, family visits, Frequency, long distance family visits, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, ParentalVisit, parents, quality time, relationship, smp, Visit

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Bro, forget visiting parents, come join this epic Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join but we told him he’s not cool enough. We have weekly llama races where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic dance parties at the Nether portal. So ditch your parents and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, bro!

MineCraftCare: Right or Priv?

access to healthcare, debate, equality, Ethics, Government, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare debate, healthcare ethics, healthcare policy, healthcare privilege, healthcare rights, healthcare system, HUMAN RIGHTS, MineCraftCare, morality, opinion, policy, Priv, Privilege, public health, social justice

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2760	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring debates and serious discussions? Come join our Minecraft server where we settle all important questions in the most ridiculous ways possible!

Join us and fight to the death in epic PvP battles to determine if healthcare should be a basic human right or a privilege. Will you be the champion of free healthcare for all, or will you fight for the privilege of only the wealthiest players? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some seriously silly arguments along the way.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly doctor who will heal you for free if you can make him laugh with your best joke. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to win the ultimate prize of unlimited healthcare in the most bizarre way possible!

Sinking Miami Blocks – Build, Sink, Repeat

barrier islands, blocks, BUILD, building codes, buildings sinking, coastal erosion, coastal subsidence, construction-induced, environmental impact, Florida, geological survey, Infrastructure, InSAR observations, land subsidence, Miami, repeat, Sea Level Rise, SINK, Sinking, sinking buildings, structural integrity, study, study findings, urban development

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3974	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Farms Harvested:	948
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Yo, come join our wacky Minecraft server where buildings are sinking faster than a grandma in quicksand! We got more sinkholes than a cheesy action movie and more subsidence than a sad puppy!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a real-life Florida, but on steroids! Watch as your beautiful creations slowly disappear into the depths of the earth, just like that time your ex stole your favorite hoodie.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the dolphins are getting in on the action. They’re building underwater cities and forming alliances with the squids. It’s like a soap opera, but with more fishy drama.

So come on down and join the fun! Just make sure to bring your floaties and a shovel, ’cause things are about to get wilder than a rodeo on a rollercoaster!

MonolithMC SMP

Crates, Earth, Economy, Minecraft, MonolithMC, Ranks, Server, SlimeSMP, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Animals Bred:	147	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Welcome to MonolithMC SMPThe SMP will run an economy based server with spawners, crates ranks and more!The server is a spin off server of SlimeSMP a server which sadly shut down early this year!

MonolithMC.apexmc.co

Jaysick & Co.

Active, auraskills, building, Chat, Chill, Community, discord guilds, Events, Exploring, form, Friendly, Growing, Jaysick, Landclaim, Levelledmobs, Mature, pinned message, Plugins, Role, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Jaysick & Co. SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Jaysick & Co. SMP
Server Type	Survival
Server Start Date	December 9th, 2024
Server Features	Mainly vanilla with some plugins for playability
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: To join the server, you need to fill out a form on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv. Once accepted, you will receive the Minecraft role to access the server.

Q: What type of server is Jaysick & Co. SMP?

A: Jaysick & Co. SMP is a survival Minecraft server with some plugins for playability.

Q: Are there any events hosted on the server?

A: Yes, events and activities will be hosted for the community on the server.

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server started about two weeks ago on December 9th, 2024.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: Some of the plugins used on the server include LevelledMobs, LandClaim, and AuraSkills to enhance gameplay.

Q: Is the server open to all players?

A: The server is open to active players who are looking to join a friendly and chill community.

Q: How can I communicate with other players on the server?

A: You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for players on the server?

A: Yes, all players are expected to follow the server rules and guidelines to maintain a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: Yes, you can invite friends to join the server as long as they also follow the server rules and guidelines.

Q: How can I report any issues or concerns on the server?

A: If you encounter any problems or have any concerns, you can reach out to the server moderators or administrators for assistance.

Mystic Mom’s Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, birthday gifts for mom, decorative basket, Gift baskets, gift giving, gift ideas for mom, gift shop, handmade gifts, Haven, Home decor, Kitchen Gadgets, mom gift stores, moms, mother’s day gifts, mystic, online boutique, online shopping, personalized gifts, Planner, sentimental gifts, shopping for mom, subscription boxes, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts for mom

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	226808	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Bro, forget about boring mom gifts! Join our Minecraft server instead and give your mom the gift of virtual adventure! She’ll love exploring our pixelated world and building her dream house out of blocks. Who needs a planner when you can plan your next epic build? And forget about decorative baskets, our server is filled with treasure chests just waiting to be looted. Your mom will thank you for the most unique gift ever! Join now and give your mom the gift of endless fun and creativity!

“Why Are Foids Still Printing Zelda/Link Art?” Minecraft SMP

art, character design, creativity, digital art, Fan art, fan culture, FANTASY, female artists, female gamers, foids, Gaming Community, gaming culture, illustration, legend of zelda, Link, Minecraft, Nintendo, Printing, smp, video games, women in art, Zelda, ZeldaLink

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Farms Harvested:	591
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchantments Applied:	282
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireworks, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn can even turn dirt blocks into diamonds with a flick of its magical horn.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Mom’s Minecraft Server: No Dad Gifts

christmas, Communication, dad, depression, exhausted, family, Gifts, Help, ignoring, Marriage, Mental load, Minecraft, moms, overwhelmed, Presents, Resentment, Server, stress, Support, teamwork, teenagers, wake up call, workload

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1591
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	521	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of carrying the entire Christmas load? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of doing all the work while your husband plays games in the basement. Our server is the perfect escape for those who want to vent about their lazy partners while building epic structures in a virtual world. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can wrap virtual gifts and send them to your spouse in-game, just to remind them of all the hard work you do. So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

FartCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend behavior, Communication Issues, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Edition, fart transplant, FartCraft, FARTING, immature behavior, overreacting, overstimulated, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship issues

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Votes:	9813	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of being farted on by your friends in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, farting is strictly prohibited! No more “fart transplants” or butt-to-butt farts here, only good, clean fun in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us and leave the stinky farts behind as you build, explore, and create with fellow gamers who respect personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to the disrespect and hello to a community that values your comfort and sanity.

And if you’re worried about retaliation farts, fear not! Our server has a strict no-farting-back policy, ensuring that everyone can play in peace without the threat of a fart attack. So come on over and let’s build a world free from unwanted gas emissions – because life’s too short to be farted on in Minecraft!

Gifts4MeXmasSMP

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, festive treats, Gifts, Gifts4MeXmasSMP, holiday presents, holiday shopping, holiday treats, indulgence, personal gifts, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, self-gifts, self-indulgence, self-pampering, self-reward, self-treats, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds! I know, right?! And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I swear on my collection of enchanted rubber chickens.