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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6847 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Farms Harvested: | 245 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
so, like, there’s this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the chain, man. you gotta join because, like, the owner once battled a creeper with a diamond pickaxe and won. it was, like, totally insane, bro.
plus, the mods on this server are, like, super chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you need. they once built a giant statue of a pig riding a chicken in the middle of the spawn area. it was, like, the most epic thing ever.
and, get this, the players on this server are, like, the coolest people you’ll ever meet. one time, they all banded together to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so legit.
so, yeah, you gotta join this minecraft server because it’s, like, the best thing since enchanted golden apples. trust me, bro, you won’t regret it.
