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MoneyMines SMP

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Potions Brewed:	121
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockyJobQuit

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CeasefireCraft

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

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Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

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Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

UnderwearWarsMC

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineCraftMania

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	150	Towns Built:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CreeperCourtEnlistment

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so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Farms Harvested:	491
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Towns Built:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Numbed Tax Totals

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Potions Brewed:	124

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4203
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1121
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	298	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Meteorites Collected:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Runes Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5