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🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

administration, Blank Card, donation, FILE ERA, Minecraft, Server, Stability, Survival

I’ve been looking for a server to play with friends for a long time, but there are only garbage dumps around?

come to our server!

advantages:

1) blank card

2) donation does not solve

3) tube survival and nothing extra

4) responsive administration!

5) stability

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ores Mined:	3955	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server

90th birthday, age difference, aging gracefully, family celebrations, family dynamics, family traditions, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, generational gap, growing older, intergenerational relationships, life milestones, life stages, milestone celebration, Minecraft, passing of time, Server, significant birthdays, son’s birthday, special occasions, time passing, turning 20, year

Join our Minecraft server where time works in mysterious ways! On our server, you can witness a 90-year-old man turning 20 again, because why not? Who wouldn’t want to experience the joys of aging backwards while building epic structures and battling mobs? Don’t miss out on the chance to defy the laws of nature and have a laugh while doing it! Come join us and see what other wacky surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mines Excavated:	1174	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

>STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP

ANOMALIES, Atmospheric, Chernobyl, Exploration, faction-based, free, Good, gtSTALKER, Immersive, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, Mutants, Online game, open world, post-apocalyptic, radioactive, RPG, scavenging, Shooter, smp, Stalker, Survival, Themed

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our totally not creepy STALKER themed MMORPG where you can stalk your friends and enemies alike. But wait, there’s more! Not only is it free to join, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate stalker in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Alien Abductions:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DadBodCraft

anger, Bonding, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DadBodCraft, emotional connection, Emotional support, Expectations, family dynamics, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, financial support, generational patterns, neglect, parenting, personal growth, quality time, Resentment, Role Model, SELF AWARENESS

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Looking for a server where you can build epic structures and battle fierce mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and sheep shearing contests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a villager over the best way to mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

InternetFunMinecraftSMP

activities, browsing, Chat Rooms, digital art, Entertainment, Forums, Fun, Gaming, internet, internet culture, InternetFunMinecraftSMP, memes, ONLINE, online communities, Online Games, online shopping, social media, streaming, Videos, virtual reality, web surfing

Oh, you know, just casually dominating the virtual world on our Minecraft SMP! We have a community of players who are all about that block life, building epic structures, and engaging in intense PvP battles.

But the real reason you should join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and pranked the newbies by pretending to be a herd of wild animals.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a squad of ninja villagers? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then you definitely need to join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Towns Built:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Block TherapyCraft

BLOCK, Boundaries, communication skills, coping strategies, Exercise, gratitude practice, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, medication, mental health, mindfulness, nutrition, positive relationships, relaxation techniques, Routine, self-care, sleep hygiene, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, TherapyCraft

Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

adhd, alternative treatment, Attention, behavioral therapy, case study, cognitive function, Focus, hyperactivity, impulsivity, Mania, MASSAGE, Massage therapy, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorder, Relaxation, Relief, sensory processing, Sleep, sleep disorders, tactile massage, teenagers, Therapy, young people

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

begin.., bericht, bespreken, Challenges, discordlink, Events, genieten, kans, lancering, Minecraft, Network, nieuws, NotSoProfessional, officially, Server, social media, spelen, Starting, Survival, Thema, uitnodigen, UNOFFICIALLY, verhalen, verspreiden, vrienden, Website

Server Name	GalaxyVoid
Opening Date	October 20th
Opening Time	13:00
Website	Galaxyvoid.nl

Brief Overview:

GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

FAQ:

Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Br’aaxskin Maps, Costume Party Mixer, Crafty, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, final fantasy xiv, Garo, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., Letter from the Producer LIVE, Male Meetup, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Server, Spooky Club, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Tuliyollal, Twin Peaks, x files

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Blood, bpeh, child rights, consent from parents, consent issues, controversial practices, cultural beliefs, ethical concerns, fellatio, health risks, Jewish circumcision, mastermind, Medical Ethics, metzitzah, metzitzah b’peh, Minecraft, oral-genital contact, Pain, public humiliation, religious ceremonies, religious customs, religious freedom, religious practices, smp, traditional rituals

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Divine Spears Created:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DogHouseBanisher

Behavior, Boundaries, COLLAR, concussion, disabled, DogHouseBanisher, Events, fainting, family, farm dog, holidays, host, injury, mobility assistance, Principles, scolding, service dog, service dog training, small town, Training, Vae

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockyBluesBeGone

advice, BlockyBluesBeGone, coping strategies, depression, Exercise, journaling, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self compassion, self love, self-care, stigma surrounding depression, support system, talking to someone, Therapy

Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

aggression, blocks, Conflict, CraftyIsraelMC, Crisis, decisively, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, UN, War

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Emeralds Found:	9448	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Putin’s Crash Course Server

anti-tank barriers, Army, Barriers, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, crash, Defense, defense strategy, Fatalities, hardliners, international relations, Military, military tactics, putin, Putin supporters, Putins, russia, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, War

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

city management, civil rights, community impact, Craft, crime reduction, denver, Fail, Homeless, homeless encampments, homeless population, homelessness, homelessness solutions, housing crisis, HUMAN RIGHTS, ineffective, involuntary sweeps, law enforcement, marginalized populations, POVERTY, Public Safety, Social Issues, study, sweep, urban policy

so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3