KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftySabotage Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DressGate: Mom Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

HeartbreakCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Emeralds Found:	5314	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyBargains

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A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption

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join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3254

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Monarch Migration Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have MONARCH BUTTERFLIES as our main attraction! watch as they fly around in their majestic beauty, but be careful not to get too close or they might steal your diamonds!

our server is so lit that even the monarch butterflies can’t resist joining in on the fun. they love to participate in our weekly butterfly dance parties where they show off their sick moves and flutter around like there’s no tomorrow.

if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary monarch butterfly king who rules over all the other butterflies with his iron winged fist. he’s a tough cookie, but if you show him some love and bring him some nectar, he might just let you join his royal court.

so come on down to our server and witness the beauty and majesty of the monarch butterflies in all their glory. who needs diamonds when you have butterflies, amirite?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7458	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Tempest Realm

Balanced Experience, Cosmetics, Crafting, custom boss rooms, custom server, Dynamic economy, Economy, English-speaking community, Events, Exploring, farmable skins, Farming, French speaking community, international players, MCMMO, multilingual support, pay to win, Progression System, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

—–The server is still under development—– — Looking for Staff ! Discord for more Infos ! — Tempest Realm is a custom Minecraft server offering a balanced, chill experience with a focus on cosmetics. Earn fully farmable skins and items that let you stand out, with no pay-to-win mechanics. Enjoy custom boss rooms, a dynamic economy, and both PvE and PvP content.

Our progression system rewards dedication, making every achievement feel earned. Whether you love farming, crafting, or exploring, Tempest Realm has something for you.

We welcome players from around the world, with full support for both English and French-speaking communities.

Features: Farmable Cosmetics Custom Boss Rooms Dynamic Economy PvE & PvP Events Multilingual Community (English/French)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Potions Brewed:	147
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CometSMP

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CometSMP is a survival server built for players who believe in fair gameplay. The server is entirely pay to win free, ensuring that all players have a fair and equal advantage. Comet offers a wide range of cosmetic items, allowing players to customize their experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Towns Built:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Mainstay: Where even the creepers vote on who gets whitelisted! Join us for a Java 1.21.1 adventure with proximity voice and no age restrictions. Disclaimer: No chat reports allowed!

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Mainstay Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods
Proximity Voice Chat
No Age Restriction
Community-Focused Gameplay

Rules & Requirements

Be Kind and Respectful – We maintain a zero-tolerance policy for bullying or toxic behavior.
Play Fair – No hacking, cheating, or using mods that provide unfair advantages.
No Griefing – Pranks are fine, but make sure they’re lighthearted and don’t cause harm.
Stay Thoughtful – Clean up after yourself, and be mindful of others when building or gathering resources.

Interested in Joining?

If Mainstay sounds like the place for you, join our Discord to apply and keep up with server announcements, including the exact launch date! We’re excited to welcome new players into our growing community and can’t wait to see what we’ll build together.

Discord: https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

And here are some FAQ Questions & Answers:

1. Can players vote on changes and new features on the server? – Yes, players have the ability to collaborate and shape the future of the server through voting on potential changes and new features.

2. Is there an age restriction to join the Mainstay server? – There is no strict age limit on the server, as inclusivity is valued. As long as players can act responsibly, they are welcome to join.

3. What version of Minecraft does the Mainstay server run on? – The server runs on Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods to enhance the vanilla gameplay experience.

4. Are there any specific rules that players must follow on the Mainstay server? – Yes, players must adhere to rules such as being kind and respectful, playing fair without hacking or cheating, avoiding griefing, and staying thoughtful in their interactions with others.

5. How can I join the Mainstay server? – To join the Mainstay server, players can apply through the Discord server link provided and stay updated on server announcements, including the launch date.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Cute Chick Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one pays attention to you? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild and crazy time where anything goes! Need attention from someone? Just insult them and watch them shower you with exclusive sexy videos and photos! It’s like magic, but with a hint of insanity!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre interactions you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends…or enemies! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over politics? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where political debates are settled with epic build battles and PvP showdowns! Who needs therapy when you can just duke it out in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond sword engraved with their political party’s logo. So come join us and let’s see if love can truly conquer all…or at least in Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Towns Built:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NightLightCraft

Are you tired of feeling like a sleepy zombie when the sun sets in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about losing energy again! Our virtual Red Bull dispenser will keep you buzzing all night long, ready to take on any creepers that come your way. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sun never sets, so you can mine and build to your heart’s content without ever needing a nap. Join us now and say goodbye to early bedtime blues!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Zelensky’s Weapon Emporium

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lol ukraine be gettin that security upgrade like a boss with $425 mil from US! zelensky be like “yo we gettin dem long-range weapons, ain’t nobody messin with us now!” join our minecraft server and feel as powerful as ukraine with all dem long-range weapons, u can take down any creeper or zombie that comes ur way! come join the fun and show off ur new arsenal, ukraine style!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.