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InfluencerWineAge

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Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mines Excavated:	1674
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GTAMC-Reborn

action, Adventure, city, Community, crime, Criminals., Custom Plugins, Economy, Gangs, GTA, gta online, HEISTS, Missions, Modded, multiplayer, open world, Police, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Vehicles

Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

netherlite

Adventure, BADGES, blood nights, generated wild world, Mythicmobs, netherlite, optimized server experience, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	3161
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got Best Waifu Lissandra edition, where you can battle it out with Vanye who’s hot…or should I say cold? Hahahaha, get it because she’s the Ice waifu!

I am a comedic genius, so prepare for some hilarious moments on this server. But that’s not all, we’ve got current and upcoming content that will blow your mind! From Worlds 2024 Event Pass to Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, and Esports Fan Trundle – there’s something for everyone.

And let’s not forget about the Dark Star skins like Sylas (Legendary), Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana. Plus, we’ve got insane stories to tell about each of them that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	152	Players Killed by Monsters:	8055
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Star Shards Collected:	263
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Animals Bred:	61
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineCraftWholesomeness

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Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

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lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

acceptance, automotive culture, Diversity, DRAG, drag culture, Femininity, gay guys, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, guys, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, loud, loud trucks, Masculinity, performance art, societal expectations, Stereotypes, straight guys, Truck Culture, Trucks

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

flairvanillamc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

When MC

Active Staff, build uhc, CartPvP, cheapest ranks, Custom Survival, dedicated PvP server, Diapot, Economy, Fair Gameplay, Gamemodes, Headsteal, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, nethpot, Pagla MC, Pagla MC server, PvP, Regular Events, rupees 49, Skywars, Survival

Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, coping with loneliness., depression, emotional well being, feeling like a freak, feeling like an outsider, feeling separate from humanity, INSANE, lack of friends, lack of girlfriend, Loneliness, loneliness and insanity, loneliness and mental health, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, relationships, seeking relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Connections, social isolation

Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TherapistGoneWild

Boundaries, cancer treatment, career path, comfort meals, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, friendship, meal train, mental health, Opinions, personal attacks, self-care, social media etiquette, Support, surgery recovery, Therapist, TherapistGoneWild, Therapy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8442	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4649	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	86413	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Potions Brewed:	79	Endless Mazes Solved:	3