KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

OverheardOcelots

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Alien Abductions:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyKoreaWarfare

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	8337	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

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come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Magic Items Found:	2304
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

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do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Milkks Minecraft

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Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

Join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Properly Creative Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	254	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MomSharkLoanSnitch

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Buildings Constructed:	48	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SayItDoItMC SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens can build epic farms and intricate traps better than any human player. And if you join our SMP, you might just learn their secrets and become a redstone master yourself!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Zombie Dances:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RedstoneNoob

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Are you still mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Join our Minecraft server and level up your game before your friends find out! We have enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and build a castle in seconds. Don’t be the last one to discover our secret stash of rare blocks that can summon a herd of exploding sheep to protect your base. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master before the Ender Dragon starts sending you passive-aggressive messages!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Towns Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
New Chunks Explored:	829782	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TankTasticCraft

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come join dis server if u want to ride around in aging abrams tanks like ukraine is gonna do thanks to australia. we got tanks for days, just rollin’ around blowin’ stuff up like it’s nobody’s business. u can be the tank commander u always dreamed of, just watch out for creepers tryna sneak up on u while u drivin’. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop u when u rollin’ in one of these bad boys. so come on, join us and let’s tank it up together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Scrolling Down Birth Year

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join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	145	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Fumikos Haven Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

Hello! There we are still under development and looking for staff 18+ for the time being of start.

Welcome to Fumiko’s Haven | IP: 64.58.118.119

About Fumiko’s Haven: Step into a realm of endless adventure. Fumiko’s Haven is a vibrant Minecraft server that offers something for every kind of player. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or fight for power in Factions, we have you covered.

Factions – Join the Battle for Power: Align yourself with the HavenLords or create your own faction. Build, conquer, and defend as you engage in epic faction wars. With powerful OP sets and swords waiting in faction crates, there is always a battle around the corner.

MiniGames Lobby: Take a break from the grind and dive into our MiniGames lobby. Compete in exciting challenges, earn rewards, and unlock exclusive crates using virtual or physical keys. There is always something fun to do.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Crops Grown:	1871	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

127 лвл, Anarchy, Arena, Bedwars, Casino, Cheats, Clans, classic, club, donation, Donations, DONATORS, Duels, easter eggs, Economy, Entertainment, Events, Fishing, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hangout, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Minigames, Mob rocking, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Parkour, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Relaxation beach, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, statistics, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

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MineBars is a top project for top players!

— BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – MBars.net

Website: https://minebars.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Void Armor Forged:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

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Paul SMP Server Overview:

Server Name	Paul SMP Server
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Player Limit	10-15 Players
Server Features	Vanilla-based with some tweaks
Rules	No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server?

Yes, you are welcome to join the server. Just follow the Discord link provided above.

2. What kind of players are you looking for?

We are looking for friendly players who want to build a community and have fun playing by the rules.

3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

Yes, the server is running spigot with some vanilla-tweaks datapacks, but it is very close to vanilla with no game-changing features.

4. What can I do on the server?

You can build your own base, participate in the shopping district, and engage in a diamond-based economy.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, the basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, or item duping. More rules can be found on the Discord server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!