| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6500 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6848 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 220 | Magic Items Found: | 5592 |
Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.
And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.
Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 4569 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 190 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 332028 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.
We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2719 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.
So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 6505 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2648 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?
So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3792 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 909 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 604 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Server | SMP |
|---|---|
| Mods | Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves |
Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there whitelist conformations? | Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings. |
| How long does it take to get whitelisted? | It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually. |
| Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? | Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted. |
| How big is the server? | It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it. |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3491 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4453 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 9998 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 114 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 421 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 2679 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 64 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2324 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 9160 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Massive World | World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks |
| Minimal Rules | Only rule is no hacking |
| Pure Gameplay | No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies |
| Hardcore Survival Awaits | Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience |
Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?
A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.
Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?
A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.
Q: Is there any teleportation available?
A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 4220 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4167 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 78 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.
Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.
Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.
So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 5698 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!
Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.
Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 4325 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4466 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | New Chunks Explored: | 986412 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 4985 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 105462 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.
So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!
