| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 669 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 598357 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 1500 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 9253 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2618 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9378 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 6850 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 116 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 5317 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 1681 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2145 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Ores Mined: | 5914 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 216 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 75 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 | Star Shards Collected: | 217 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Votes: | 5700 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 7426 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 823 |
| Animals Bred: | 50 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 9534 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 26 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 9582 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8810 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 3086 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7938 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 6653 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 8935 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 6263 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 243 | Farms Harvested: | 990 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 4475 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 70 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
