Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Animals Bred: 68 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 57
Dragon Scales Harvested: 292 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

    TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness
    lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

    Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

    So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Animals Bred: 136
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 21

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • flairvanillamc

    flairvanillamc

    Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • When MC

    When MC

    Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

    Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

    We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

    So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Ores Mined: 4956 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

    Insane Gamer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4437 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

    Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

    And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

    But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • TherapistGoneWild

    TherapistGoneWild
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

    Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

    But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

    Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 299 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

    OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7071

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • OverheardOcelots

    OverheardOcelots
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

    Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

    We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyKoreaWarfare

    CraftyKoreaWarfare
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

    Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos
    come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1365 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

    Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft
    do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 100
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Milkks Minecraft

    Milkks Minecraft

    Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

    Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

    Join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Properly Creative Minecraft Server

    Properly Creative Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

    Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

    Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY