Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Crops Grown: 2114 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

    Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos
    come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Crops Grown: 1978
    Farms Harvested: 969 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

    Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft
    do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Milkks Minecraft

    Milkks Minecraft

    Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

    Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

    Join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Properly Creative Minecraft Server

    Properly Creative Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

    Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

    Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Potions Brewed: 158 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MomSharkLoanSnitch

    MomSharkLoanSnitch
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

    Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

    Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SayItDoItMC SMP

    SayItDoItMC SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens can build epic farms and intricate traps better than any human player. And if you join our SMP, you might just learn their secrets and become a redstone master yourself!

    But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Magic Items Found: 7438
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Love Letters Sent: 18

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • RedstoneNoob

    RedstoneNoob
    Are you still mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Join our Minecraft server and level up your game before your friends find out! We have enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and build a castle in seconds. Don’t be the last one to discover our secret stash of rare blocks that can summon a herd of exploding sheep to protect your base. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master before the Ender Dragon starts sending you passive-aggressive messages!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 261 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 56 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • TankTasticCraft

    TankTasticCraft
    come join dis server if u want to ride around in aging abrams tanks like ukraine is gonna do thanks to australia. we got tanks for days, just rollin’ around blowin’ stuff up like it’s nobody’s business. u can be the tank commander u always dreamed of, just watch out for creepers tryna sneak up on u while u drivin’. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop u when u rollin’ in one of these bad boys. so come on, join us and let’s tank it up together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 8315
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Scrolling Down Birth Year

    Scrolling Down Birth Year
    join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

    our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

    if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Fumikos Haven Network

    Fumikos Haven Network

    Hello! There we are still under development and looking for staff 18+ for the time being of start.

    Welcome to Fumiko’s Haven | IP: 64.58.118.119

    About Fumiko’s Haven: Step into a realm of endless adventure. Fumiko’s Haven is a vibrant Minecraft server that offers something for every kind of player. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or fight for power in Factions, we have you covered.

    Factions – Join the Battle for Power: Align yourself with the HavenLords or create your own faction. Build, conquer, and defend as you engage in epic faction wars. With powerful OP sets and swords waiting in faction crates, there is always a battle around the corner.

    MiniGames Lobby: Take a break from the grind and dive into our MiniGames lobby. Compete in exciting challenges, earn rewards, and unlock exclusive crates using virtual or physical keys. There is always something fun to do.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Mines Excavated: 2925
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    ♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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    MineBars is a top project for top players!

    — BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock

    — Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

    — Statistics of the best players

    — Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

    — Unique plugins made by our programmers

    — Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    — Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

    — Honest donation

    IP – MBars.net

    Website: https://minebars.ru

    VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

    We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

    Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

    Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

    Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

    Paul SMP Server Overview:

    Server Name Paul SMP Server
    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Player Limit 10-15 Players
    Server Features Vanilla-based with some tweaks
    Rules No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server?

    Yes, you are welcome to join the server. Just follow the Discord link provided above.

    2. What kind of players are you looking for?

    We are looking for friendly players who want to build a community and have fun playing by the rules.

    3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

    Yes, the server is running spigot with some vanilla-tweaks datapacks, but it is very close to vanilla with no game-changing features.

    4. What can I do on the server?

    You can build your own base, participate in the shopping district, and engage in a diamond-based economy.

    5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

    Yes, the basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, or item duping. More rules can be found on the Discord server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 770 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pandas who will guide you through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond sword that shoots out fire-breathing kittens.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be partying with pandas and battling with fire-breathing kittens? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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