JqstCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyTariffWars

Authorization, Business, Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, Economy, export, Global, Goods, Government, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, market, mexico, Order, policy, Politics, Tariffs, Tax, Trade, trump

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ores Mined:	1896
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just signed an order to put tariffs on goods from canada, mexico, and china!! now you can experience the chaos and drama of international trade wars while building your own pixelated empire! who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama in minecraft?! join now and see if you can negotiate your way to the top or get crushed by the tariffs! it’s gonna be yuge!

EvoCraft: Survive & Thrive

adaptation, Biodiversity, Creatures, Darwinian theory, environmental change, EVOCraft, Evolution, evolutionary advancements, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanisms, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary process, evolutionary theory, evolves, genetic variation, genetics, natural selection, selective pressure, species, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, SURVIVE, Thrive

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Void Armor Forged:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Emeralds Found:	283	Buildings Constructed:	38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EVOLVE LIKE A CRAZY MONKEY ON STEROIDS. WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA. OUR PIGS FLY AND OUR SHEEP RAP. U WANNA BE A SURVIVAL MASTER? COME HERE AND EVOLVE INTO A MINECRAFT LEGEND. TRUST ME, U WONT REGRET IT. #EVOLUTIONREVOLUTION #CRAZYMINECRAFTFUN

Moonbat Minecraft

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, see, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Falling into the Void:	2

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Information
Host: Max8abug
Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP
Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset
Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained
Events: Player events with survival rewards
Minigames: Spleef
IP: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe

Q: What type of events are run on the server?

A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7479
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Items Found:	6660
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Votes:	3674
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mines Excavated:	3030	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Enchantments Applied:	123	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3392
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7425
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	3239
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	225	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dimension Hops:	7

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1324	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	1814
Falling into the Void:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Animals Bred:	64

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

Players:	107/600	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	234
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0