JqstCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Villages Defended:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Star Shards Collected:	225
Animals Bred:	42	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1204
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Chimeras Created:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Farms Harvested:	380
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Star Shards Collected:	230
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	8030	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crops Grown:	3273
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Farms Harvested:	757	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8907
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Villages Defended:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!

MelonSurvival

Active Admins, active owners, Arena, back, Bedrock Port, Claims, Discord, Hacks, hard mode, Head Drops, Keep Inventory, MelonSurvival, pay to win, Phantoms, Rtp, server ip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Server Name	The Pale Garden
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Game Mode	Hard gamemode – survival
Features

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Is there a Discord?	discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
What is the Bedrock Port?	19132

Players:	102/800	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Farms Harvested:	773
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2