JoyThiefCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

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JOIN:	perakee.xyz
MAP:	perakee.xyz:8123

Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

FAQ

What kind of server will it be?

We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

When will the server reset?

The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magic Items Found:	2022

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

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Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

Artificial Intelligence, autism, Beep, Boop, Captchas, Challenges, cognitive abilities, Difficulty, digital security, Frustration, human error, IQ bell curve, machine learning, problem solving, ROBOT, Slider, slider movement, Technology, technology advancement, verification process

Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

100, 2 beds, 33/33/33, 50, aita, Arguing, cost, couple, extra people, fair split, Friends, hotel room, Minecraft, opinion, own room, second bed, Server, single friend, SPLIT, SplitHotel3ways, Trips, walked over

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Potions Brewed:	51
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	4258	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Love Letters Sent:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BlockyLoveIsland

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Legendary Benders SMP

Economy, Factions, Minecraft SMP server Bending Earth Water Air Fire Chi bending Light bending Dark bending Auction Factions Ultimateclaims Land claiming Plugin Videos Money Enemies Power Fun, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, competitive, DISCOUNTS, donation, Elite, Events, Free donation, Fun, MineBlaze, Minecraft, mobs, ONLINE, Promotion, pvp arena, Server, weapons, Weddings

MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Large online, cheap donation, transformation into mobs, um 1, weddings, weapons, pvp arena – and much more! Come to us! DISCOUNTS ON DONATIONS 99%! The promotion will end in 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds! WIN A FREE DONATION TO THE ELITE! – /FREE REMAINING: 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

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That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Type	Version	Features	Age Restriction
SMP	Java 1.20.1 Fabric	Modded, PVE, Whitelisted	18+

Server Description:

That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

Discord Invite Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
Is there an age restriction?	Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
Can I build and explore freely on the server?	Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
What special features does the server offer?	The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server

bbc fetish, Brazil, cuck fetish, cucks, Cultural differences, facebook groups, fetishization, first world, global perspectives, Interracial Relationships, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, Race, racial dynamics, racial obsession, Server, sexual preferences, social media, societal norms, Stereotypes, whatsapp groups, white cucks

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

We don’t discriminate against any race, but we do have a special place in our hearts for those who have a BBC fetish. Our community is full of white cucks who are more obsessed with big black blocks than anything else in the game.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you never know what outrageous story or insane adventure awaits you around every corner. Don’t be a first world cuck, come join our server and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Anonymous SMP Experience

ANONYMOUS, asian music, boy band, Celebrity Gossip, Entertainment, Experience, fan community, Fandom, IDOLS, K-pop group, korean pop, Kpop, Music, Music (Industry), music discussion, music enthusiasts, music fans, No. 69627765, online forum, pop culture, smp, south korea

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be for all you kpop stans out there! Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic kpop dance-offs, where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all – we also have weekly concerts featuring virtual performances by your favorite kpop idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into BTS wandering around the server, looking for inspiration for their next hit song.

So why wait? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun! Who knows, you might even become the next big kpop star in the Minecraft world.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4446
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse

aita, ashamed, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Considerate, couples, CraftyHub, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Etiquette, husband, Marriage, public behavior, relationship issues, Respect, rude behavior, SELF AWARENESS, Shameless, social situations, Social Skills, Spouse, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and considerate? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of dealing with a husband who transforms into a rude and weird character whenever others are around!

Join our server for the chance to witness jaw-dropping moments like when your husband storms off to a McDonald’s 20 minutes away because he’s hangry and can’t wait for the kitchen to reopen. Who needs to be polite and patient when you can just ditch your friends and come back like nothing happened?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of having your husband rudely march ahead of you and your coworker without even bothering to say hello. Who needs social skills when you can just break free and do your own thing, right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous behavior and insane stories, then join us now! Who needs boring niceness when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about the most epic gift I ever received – an invite to the craziest Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing creepers and singing villagers. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches (yes, we have a sandwich-making mod, don’t ask).

But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored Ender Dragon into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust me, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6