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KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

destabilization, Disinformation, EU, Europe, extremism, far-right movements, foreign relations, influence campaigns, information warfare, Interference, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, Server, strategy, subversion, Tactics

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Potions Brewed:	160	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crops Grown:	3116
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown

aggression, border, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, intervention, kyiv, KyivCraft, line, Map, Military, nato, russia, Russian supply line, sanctions, showdown, Supply, Tension, threat, Ukraine

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil kyiv invaders who are trying to cut off our precious russian supply line! build epic bases, craft insane weapons, and team up with other players to defend against the kyiv threat. join now and show those pesky invaders who’s boss! #russiansupplyline #kyivinvaders #minecraftmadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	2838	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	8509
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited

Adults, anxiety, anxiety relief, CraftyBlanketZzz, depression, depression treatment, Effective, enhancing mood, improve sleep, insomnia, insomnia in adults, mental health, mental health conditions, Mental Wellness, reducing medication use, relaxation aid, sleep disorders, sleep improvement, SleepyCraftersUnited, stress relief, study, Weighted blankets

u know what else can improve ur sleep and make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got weighted blankets for ur virtual character to snuggle up with while u mine and craft ur way to victory. our study found that players who use our blankets have better sleep, use less in-game medication, and have an overall better mood. so come join us and experience the comfiest minecraft server ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BRAZIL Network

alt, banner, Characters, Desc, Development, empty server, Fluid, free, Join, KitPvP, Minimum, Network, PvP, Recommend, requirement, see, Staff, test

A KitPVP server! Please join my KitPVP server. It is still in development. There is not much going on at the moment, but you can join to see it in development! Actually, I do not recommend you join the empty server yet, I’m just trying to get the minimum requirement of 100 characters long. Idk why this is such a requirement but here we are, you’re most likely NOT gonna read this anyway. Are there any staff that are gonna see this? It’s just a test, I mean, it’s free. Anyway, think I have got the requirement by now, bye now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Chaotic Network

Chaotic Network, classic, Community, Economy, Gamemodes, guardrails, Ip:, mc-chaotic.net, minecraft server, modern touch, philosophy, Playstyle, Skyblock

IP: mc-chaotic.net | At Chaotic we have a philosophy of not over-engineering gamemodes. This means we will bring a modern touch to classic gamemodes without taking away what made them originally great, valuing the community’s playstyle over guardrails. What kind of Minecraft Server is Chaotic

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server

battle barge, Battle Brothers, community update, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, focus entertainment, Galactic, heresy edition, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, matchmaking workaround, Minecraft, OPERATIONs, patch notes, PvP, ROADMAP, Server, space marine 2, steam community, submission information, WARFARE, warhammer 40k, where to get the game

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our first developer Q&A session revealed insane stories of players taking on hordes of enemies with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream. Our roadmap includes plans for epic battles against giant bosses and exploring new realms filled with treasure and danger.

If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	5230	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP

browsing, Communication, crazy, Digital, discussion, Entertainment, forum, Hifi, Hope, internet, lol, long tail tags, making threads, Minecraft, networking, ONLINE, privacy, SECURITY, smp, social media, Technology, WiFi

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got players pulling pranks left and right, building giant statues of themselves, and even starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the village square.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club, where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons are the DJ’s. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, with lava pits as the stakes.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of actual Minecraft gameplay. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds while you’re distracted by the chaos.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Items Found:	5093	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	306097
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP

bizarre dishes, bizarre food trends, exotic cuisine, exotic food adventures, odd delicacies, odd food encounters, outlandish food experiments, outlandish meals, peculiar flavors, peculiar food experiences, peculiar ingredients, quirky dishes, smp, strange eats, strange food combinations, uncommon foods, unique dining experiences, unusual culinary experiences, unusual meals, weird food, weird food stories, WeirdEatsMinecraft

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be eating weirder things than ever before! We have a secret mushroom stew recipe that will make your taste buds explode with flavor. Plus, rumor has it that our villagers have a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boost for days. So if you’re ready to feast like never before, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4966	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Towns Built:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Conflict, current events, gaza, GazaGrieferz, Hamas, iaf, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, october 7, palestine, pro-October 7, Propaganda, School, Server, strikes, terrorists, violence, War

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a warzone up in here! We got IAF strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, we’re just blowin’ up Gaza schools filled with pesky Hamas terrorists. And get this, those schools are also filled with pro-October 7 propaganda! Like, who even does that? But hey, it’s all good fun on this server, so come join the chaos and blow stuff up with us! It’s a blast, literally!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crops Grown:	7861
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server

airstrike, Assassination, Conflict, defense forces, Gaza strike, Hamas, Hamas Leader, idf, intelligence, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, palestine, SECURITY, Server, Sinwars, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, War, Yahya Sinwar

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happenin’ than IDF checkin’ if Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar got taken out in a Gaza strike! You gotta join this server, cuz we got explosions bigger than TNT, mobs crazier than creepers, and loot more valuable than diamonds!

One time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted gear and rare items, but they had to battle a giant zombie pigman with a diamond sword to claim the loot! And another time, a group of players built a massive rollercoaster that went through lava lakes and over mountains, only to have it hijacked by a gang of mischievous villagers!

Join this server for the wildest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pixel Perfect Moments

Camera, Capture, cherish, Click, frame, image, Memories, Memory, moment, MOMENTS, once in a lifetime, perfect, PHOTO, photograph, photography, Picture, PIXEL, Preserve, Shot, Snapshot, Special, Treasure, Unique

u wana join dis minecraft server cuz every time u take a photo it’s like u just won da lottery. like, u could be walkin around and BAM, u see a pig wearin a top hat ridin a chicken. dat’s da kinda crazy stuff dat happens on dis server. u neva know what u gonna see next. it’s like a magical land of wackiness and wonder. so come join us and take some epic pics dat u can show off to all ur friends. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
New Chunks Explored:	203037	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Emeralds Found:	1372
Dragon Eggs Found:	5276	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Cannabis Dreamland Server

Alternative Medicine, Cannabis, cannabis oil, cannabis research, cognition, cognitive function, cognitive performance, Dreamland, holistic treatment, insomnia, medical marijuana, medicinal cannabis, mental health, natural remedy, placebo-controlled study, plant-based medicine, Server, sleep aid, sleep deprivation, sleep disorder, sleep disturbances, sleep quality, therapeutic benefits

so like, u know how sometimes u cant sleep cuz ur brain wont shut up? well this server is like the ultimate cure for that! we got all the best cannabis oil to help u sleep like a baby, and guess what? u wont be dumb the next day! join now and say goodbye to insomnia and hello to epic minecraft adventures! u wont regret it, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Star Shards Collected:	122
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Celestium SMP

Community, cosmetic text, Custom Dungeons, dedicated discord server, Discord, Economy, essential features, established community, Join, Lands plugin, MCMMO, New server, no world resets, Player Economy, PvP, questions, Reply, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Structures, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, world gen

Celestium SMP is a BRAND NEW server that currently offers a unique experience for survival Minecraft:

Semi-Vanilla SMP {1.21.1+}: – NO WORLD RESETS – Lands Plugin – MCMMO – Custom dungeons/structures/world-gen – Cosmetic text and essential features for everyone – Player based economy

We also have a dedicated discord server to help establish our server’s community: https://discord.gg/SQqPNBNvWT

Anyone is allowed to join and if you have any questions just reply to this post or refer to our discord!

See you on the server! 🙂

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchantments Applied:	64	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Techline Gaming Minecraft

Community, high quality servers, mature managers, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Techline Gaming, Vanilla, Whitelist

The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dimension Hops:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Mines Excavated:	1214

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin currency, Bosses, Buyer, Character leveling, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Foreign, Free Admin, Friends system, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Registration, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8862	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1