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E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

affordable technology, air pollution, air quality, chemical detection, cost-effective device, detector, e-nose, Eco, ENose, environmental monitoring, Environmental Protection, environmental research, Fun, Oil, oil detection, OIL INDUSTRY, oil origin identification, Oil Refinery, oil spill detection, oil spills, pollution monitoring, refinery, refinery monitoring, research innovation, sensor technology, soil contamination

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

invited

BUILD, cooperate, Equipment, japanese, members, Minecraft, Server, Survival, SURVIVE, Vanilla

On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

abhorrent, Adventures, atrocities, blocky, Despicable, dictator, disbelief, disbelief in humanity, Evil, fascism, Genocide, history repeating itself, hitler, horrific crimes, Inhumanity, LITERALLY HITLER, Minecraft, Monstrous, Outrageous, Server, shock, This can’t be true, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable atrocities

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4394	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

‘Minecraft SMP – LOL General’

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, Builds, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, general, kai’sa, league of legends, lol, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, smp, sylas, WBG, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

🤣🎮 Join our Minecraft SMP server for the REF PAUSE THE GAME EZ IS OWNING ME TOO HARD editionLNG – WBG is on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

🌟 Our server is so lit, it’s like Worlds 2024 event pass on steroids! We’ve got Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary all hanging out in our world.

🚀 Need some legendary action? How about Dark Star Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana (+Prestige) causing chaos in our server? It’s like a cosmic party up in here!

🤯 And if that’s not enough, we’ve got OP builds and account stats to help you dominate the game. Check out u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics for all the insider info you need to crush your enemies.

👀 Oh, and did I mention our model viewer is so on point, it’s like you’re actually in the game? Get up close and personal with your favorite champions and skins like never before.

🏆 Plus, we’ve got Pickems that will have you predicting the future like a pro. Join our server and show off your skills by picking the winners of all the epic battles to come.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a crazy situation like REF PAUSE THE GAME EZ IS OWNING ME TOO HARD editionLNG – WBG is on! 🤣🎮

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MommaDramaCraft

adult social worker, difficult decisions, end of life care, estranged mother, estrangement, family conflict, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family responsibilities, MommaDramaCraft, Mothers’ care, no contact, OBLIGATION, parental abandonment, Resentment, sibling relationships, Siblings, terrible mother

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this family’s story.

Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?

Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	New Chunks Explored:	71650

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

destabilization, Disinformation, EU, Europe, extremism, far-right movements, foreign relations, influence campaigns, information warfare, Interference, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, Server, strategy, subversion, Tactics

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown

aggression, border, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, intervention, kyiv, KyivCraft, line, Map, Military, nato, russia, Russian supply line, sanctions, showdown, Supply, Tension, threat, Ukraine

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil kyiv invaders who are trying to cut off our precious russian supply line! build epic bases, craft insane weapons, and team up with other players to defend against the kyiv threat. join now and show those pesky invaders who’s boss! #russiansupplyline #kyivinvaders #minecraftmadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited

Adults, anxiety, anxiety relief, CraftyBlanketZzz, depression, depression treatment, Effective, enhancing mood, improve sleep, insomnia, insomnia in adults, mental health, mental health conditions, Mental Wellness, reducing medication use, relaxation aid, sleep disorders, sleep improvement, SleepyCraftersUnited, stress relief, study, Weighted blankets

u know what else can improve ur sleep and make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got weighted blankets for ur virtual character to snuggle up with while u mine and craft ur way to victory. our study found that players who use our blankets have better sleep, use less in-game medication, and have an overall better mood. so come join us and experience the comfiest minecraft server ever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BRAZIL Network

alt, banner, Characters, Desc, Development, empty server, Fluid, free, Join, KitPvP, Minimum, Network, PvP, Recommend, requirement, see, Staff, test

A KitPVP server! Please join my KitPVP server. It is still in development. There is not much going on at the moment, but you can join to see it in development! Actually, I do not recommend you join the empty server yet, I’m just trying to get the minimum requirement of 100 characters long. Idk why this is such a requirement but here we are, you’re most likely NOT gonna read this anyway. Are there any staff that are gonna see this? It’s just a test, I mean, it’s free. Anyway, think I have got the requirement by now, bye now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Chaotic Network

Chaotic Network, classic, Community, Economy, Gamemodes, guardrails, Ip:, mc-chaotic.net, minecraft server, modern touch, philosophy, Playstyle, Skyblock

IP: mc-chaotic.net | At Chaotic we have a philosophy of not over-engineering gamemodes. This means we will bring a modern touch to classic gamemodes without taking away what made them originally great, valuing the community’s playstyle over guardrails. What kind of Minecraft Server is Chaotic

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server

battle barge, Battle Brothers, community update, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, focus entertainment, Galactic, heresy edition, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, matchmaking workaround, Minecraft, OPERATIONs, patch notes, PvP, ROADMAP, Server, space marine 2, steam community, submission information, WARFARE, warhammer 40k, where to get the game

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our first developer Q&A session revealed insane stories of players taking on hordes of enemies with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream. Our roadmap includes plans for epic battles against giant bosses and exploring new realms filled with treasure and danger.

If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP

browsing, Communication, crazy, Digital, discussion, Entertainment, forum, Hifi, Hope, internet, lol, long tail tags, making threads, Minecraft, networking, ONLINE, privacy, SECURITY, smp, social media, Technology, WiFi

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got players pulling pranks left and right, building giant statues of themselves, and even starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the village square.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club, where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons are the DJ’s. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, with lava pits as the stakes.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of actual Minecraft gameplay. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds while you’re distracted by the chaos.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be eating weirder things than ever before! We have a secret mushroom stew recipe that will make your taste buds explode with flavor. Plus, rumor has it that our villagers have a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boost for days. So if you’re ready to feast like never before, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Animals Bred:	118	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Conflict, current events, gaza, GazaGrieferz, Hamas, iaf, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, october 7, palestine, pro-October 7, Propaganda, School, Server, strikes, terrorists, violence, War

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a warzone up in here! We got IAF strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, we’re just blowin’ up Gaza schools filled with pesky Hamas terrorists. And get this, those schools are also filled with pro-October 7 propaganda! Like, who even does that? But hey, it’s all good fun on this server, so come join the chaos and blow stuff up with us! It’s a blast, literally!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Towns Built:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mines Excavated:	1583	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server

airstrike, Assassination, Conflict, defense forces, Gaza strike, Hamas, Hamas Leader, idf, intelligence, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, palestine, SECURITY, Server, Sinwars, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, War, Yahya Sinwar

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happenin’ than IDF checkin’ if Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar got taken out in a Gaza strike! You gotta join this server, cuz we got explosions bigger than TNT, mobs crazier than creepers, and loot more valuable than diamonds!

One time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted gear and rare items, but they had to battle a giant zombie pigman with a diamond sword to claim the loot! And another time, a group of players built a massive rollercoaster that went through lava lakes and over mountains, only to have it hijacked by a gang of mischievous villagers!

Join this server for the wildest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”