Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

ADDED, community relations, controversy, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnic group, identity politics, inclusion, JewPacifying, Jews, Minecraft, Minority, Multiculturalism, placate, Political Correctness, Religious, sensitive topic, smp, social justice, Stereotypes, tolerance

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
New Chunks Explored:	397597	Farms Harvested:	715

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Techline Gaming Minecraft

Community, high quality servers, mature managers, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Techline Gaming, Vanilla, Whitelist

The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin currency, Bosses, Buyer, Character leveling, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Foreign, Free Admin, Friends system, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Registration, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

delusions, Hallucinations, INSANE, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstood, retarded, schizophrenia, Server, sped, VOICES

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

animal, autogyro, bedding, biplanes, Cage, CONTENT, duck, engines, Ercoupe, expensive, Fisher Products, insurance, LastNightMinecraft, Licensing, living room, Mice, PPL, Rabbits, Responding, smell, SMPTalkers, Treats

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8584	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BroBroBucksNoLuck

bad with money, borrowed money, BroBroBucksNoLuck, brother, car repair, emergency, enable, family dynamics, Family Support, financial emergency, gaming console, habits, irresponsible behavior, judgmental, money lending, personal boundaries, protect finances, standing my ground, tough love, tough times

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	138593	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Hack Bacteria Attack!

antibiotic resistance, Attack, Attack Cancer, Bacteria, bioengineering, biotechnology, Cancer, cancer treatment, genetic engineering, Hack, HACKING, Hacking Bacteria, immunotherapy, medical technology, microbiology, oncology, Precision medicine, Synthetic Biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Animals Bred:	135	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mines Excavated:	3736
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.