JesusCraft: Clean or Leave! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Creepers & Chill: ‘How was your Friday?’

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Are you tired of boring Fridays spent doing the same old thing? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where every day is a crazy adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally)!

So say goodbye to boring Fridays and hello to the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Chaos: Where Even the Creepers Complain About the Lack of Decor

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Are you tired of living in a boring old shithole? Do you want to escape the powers that be and take control of your own destiny? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a whole lot of fun. Leave your tiny winkie behind and come join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Dragon Eggs Found:	2894
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Down Under Dwellers: Where Aussies on Welfare Craft and Smoke

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a kangaroo on a sugar rush? Look no further, mate! Our server is so crazy, even the koalas are getting in on the action. Join us and you’ll be building your own virtual Outback, complete with crocodiles, dingoes, and maybe even a drop bear or two.

But that’s not all – we’ve got a thriving community of Aussie gamers who are always up for a laugh. From BBQs on the beach to surfing competitions in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Irwin riding a giant spider into battle.

So why waste your time with boring old servers when you could be hanging out with a bunch of Aussies who are as crazy as a dingo in a tinnie? Join us now and let the good times roll, mate!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Drivers: Where Creeper Cars and Enderman Trucks Rule the Road!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will drive you wild? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual road trip experience! Forget about boring old trucks, we’ve got cars that go vroom vroom and zoom zoom all over our massive map.

Join us and race through the streets of our pixelated city, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. Need a break from the fast-paced action? Take a leisurely drive through our scenic countryside, where you can admire the blocky sunset and maybe even spot a herd of pixelated cows.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground racing circuit where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Do you have what it takes to become the ultimate Minecraft speed demon?

So why wait? Join our server today and start revving your engines for the ride of a lifetime!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GrailCraft: Where Explaining the Grail is Half the Fun!

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What would you do if you stumbled onto proof of the largest conspiracy in the history of Minecraft – something that could change the blocky world in a massively positive way, but the scope of the evidence is so vast that no one else has the patience required to see the big pixelated picture?

Join our server and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of the legendary diamond pickaxe of Herobrine! Rumor has it that it holds the power to summon a herd of explosive pigs to wreak havoc on your enemies. Are you brave enough to wield such power?

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and so powerful that it can turn your enemies into blocks of cheese with a single cluck. Will you be able to tame this feathered fiend and ride it into battle?

So come on down to our server and embark on a quest like no other. Unravel the secrets of the Minecraft universe, battle epic bosses, and make friends with talking sheep. The adventure of a lifetime awaits, but only the bravest and most absurdly hilarious players need apply!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Colonists – Rimworld Vibes

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Welcome to Anomaly is trash edition! Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and insane server for you to join!

Join us for a wild ride where the DLC is so worth it that you should probably pirate it first to try it out. And don’t forget, the book is required reading for any game dev or gamer – it’s a must-have!

But wait, there’s more! Dwarf Fortress is not welcome here, so you know things are about to get crazy. And when it comes to mods for performance, we’ve got Performance Fish and Rocketman – use them and never look back!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of insane stories and adventures await you in Anomaly is trash edition!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7365
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Cravings: Where Minecraft Dreams Begin!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to start wanting things in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Want a diamond sword? Better be prepared to do the chicken dance in front of a herd of creepers! Need some iron ore? Get ready to serenade a group of skeletons with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Wishing Well of Wackiness, where your wildest dreams can come true…if you’re willing to trade in your sanity for a chance at glory. Rumor has it that one player wished for a pet dragon and ended up with a block of cheese instead.

So come on down to our server and start wanting things like never before. Who knows, you might just end up with a llama wearing a top hat as your loyal companion!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ores Mined:	1783	Divine Spears Created:	30
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty AF Server: Where the F*** is Always Flying and the Fun Never Stops

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where age is just a number and society can suck it! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found the best damn brownie in the world. It was so delicious that they transcended into a state of pure bliss and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. And that could be you, my friend! So come on over and taste the brownie of destiny, and let society know that you don’t give a f***!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

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Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchantments Applied:	201
Zombie Dances:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Shear Madness – Where Sheeptubers Rule the World!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy as a sheep’s wool? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate all things sheep vtubers and their friends! Join us for some woolly fun with Essie, Eira, and the gang as they navigate the virtual world with their adorable sheep avatars.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to some of the most legendary sheep vtubers out there, like SleepSheepASMR and RheaNevermore. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll feel like you’ve been counting sheep all night!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got a whole herd of friend-shaped EN streamers ready to join in on the fun. From Sleepy Project to Mintmai, you’ll never run out of hilarious moments and epic adventures on our server.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and woolly Minecraft server today and experience the fluffiest, most entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the sheep-tastic fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1208	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Towns Built:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

StopKillingMePlz

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-out war between players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sneaking up on someone and stealing all their diamonds, or if you want to build a giant lava pit to trap unsuspecting players. Our server is the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and there are no rules to hold you back.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the whole server is blown up, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where hordes of zombies invade the world and players must band together to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner troll run wild! Just remember, anything you do in the game stays in the game – so watch your back and be prepared for anything.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

4Kids Ruined Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild anime adventure where 4kids reign supreme and 2D anime girls come to life!

Join us for a wacky journey where we embrace all things 4kids and dive headfirst into the world of anime. Who needs reality when you can have virtual anime girls as your best friends? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate anime master.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your boring old life behind and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even meet your waifu along the way!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	6388

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem

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Hey there, fellow manga enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that only talk about the same old manga series? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your manga needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We’ve got scifi and fantasy galore, with a touch of low fantasy for those looking for something a little different. And don’t worry, we’ve banned all mecha stuff so you won’t have to deal with any pesky robots ruining your fun.

Need some recommendations for new manga to read? Look no further! Our members are experts in all things manga and can help you find your next obsession. From hard scifi to mind-bending fantasy, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the manga madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden gem that will blow your mind like never before. See you there!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic cock tribute battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough, we also have a special feature where you can send pics of your builds to our resident minigolf expert for a chance to win a grand prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6509	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0