Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as my son’s girlfriend’s bathroom? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of tripping over virtual shoes and dealing with virtual dishes left out everywhere.

Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!

Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found: 2321 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
Mines Excavated: 3092 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

New Minecraft Server
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