Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Jesus himself loves you and will bless your diamond mining adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly Jesus appears and starts showering you with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of Jesus in the server, he will grant you three wishes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. Join forces with them and unlock hidden llama powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. And remember, Jesus loves you – and so do we!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Holy Grails Found: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • TraitCraft

    TraitCraft
    Are you a master builder with a knack for creating epic structures out of pixelated blocks? Do you have the survival skills of a seasoned adventurer, always ready to take on the next creeper that crosses your path? Or maybe you’re just a total goofball who loves to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens?

    Well, whatever your best personality trait may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans.

    Whether you’re looking to team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat powerful bosses, or you just want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, this server has got you covered. So come on over and let your inner blocky genius shine – we can’t wait to see what you come up with!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Ores Mined: 1838 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Hate-Free Zone Server

    Hate-Free Zone Server
    LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! we got a secret underground disco party where all the villagers get down and boogie woogie!

    our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! we have a roller coaster made out of diamonds and a water park filled with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

    we have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance off to see who’s the best dancer in the land. last week, a zombie won with his killer moonwalk!

    so if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us! but beware, our server is so addictive, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4346 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms

    Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms
    Yo, so like, this server is like finding fossils in the Australian desert, but way more lit, ya know? We got crazy creatures called Quaestio simpsonorum that are all asymmetrical and stuff, showing how life got all complex and fancy over 500 million years ago.

    Join this server if you wanna uncover the mysteries of evolution while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world, waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big thing in gaming evolution.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Ds99eu Network

    Ds99eu Network

    Joins us today! This is a new minecraft network with lots of custom plugins. Our target is to make a server that is liked by all players playing in it. Come and try it yourself. We hope you like it!

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KMM3fmgZfx

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 New Chunks Explored: 989527
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Jay Nepal

    Jay Nepal

    Embark on a creative adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Whether you’re crafting grand cities or pixel-perfect masterpieces, Jay Nepal is your canvas to build and explore. Our server offers a fun and engaging environment with exciting features, including:

    Cosmetics – Customize your look with unique flair Player Tags – Stand out and express yourself Parkour – Challenge your agility and skills WorldEdit – Build faster and easier Ranks & Coins Economy – Unlock rewards and progress

    Join our Discord for future updates, events, and support from our amazing community! . We can’t wait to see your creative projects come to life on Jay Nepal!

    Come join the fun today and unleash your creativity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

    Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

    On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

    Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

    Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

    Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyFails

    CraftyFails
    Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Craftbox

    Craftbox

    Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4783 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 11 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MineSwift

    MineSwift

    Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

    Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

    Features:

    Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Emeralds Found: 8048
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

    The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds
    Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
    This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
    Are there any map resets? No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
    Is there a world boundary? Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
    What kind of mods are available on the server? The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
    Can I play alone or with others? Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6398
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Enchantments Applied: 231
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Runes Activated: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

    But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

    On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

    So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Enchantments Applied: 183
    Runes Activated: 7 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • /WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

    /WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Alien Abductions: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

    PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyCreeper69

    CraftyCreeper69
    Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

    Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

    So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Alien Abductions: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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