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“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Potions Brewed:	98
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354
New Chunks Explored:	979995	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

UglyCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, emotional well being, facial expressions, fashion sense, Grooming, Insecurities, personal hygiene, physical features, rejection, self esteem, social cues, societal norms, UglyCraft, Unattractive

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	131	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4875
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

Boundaries, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendzone, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, long-term friendships, Men, mutual respect, opposite sexes, platonic relationships, relationships, smp, social norms, societal expectations, support system, Trust, Understanding, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Towns Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlockyBoredomBeGone

BlockyBoredomBeGone, discontent, dissatisfaction, dissatisfaction with life, dissatisfaction with self, emotional distress, feeling unhappy, finding purpose, lack of fulfillment, Life, life struggles, main reason, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal issues, reasons for unhappiness, seeking happiness, self improvement, unhappiness, Unhappy, unhappy with life

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Towns Built:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

Conflict, consequences, eastern europe, international relations, Justice, MARINES, Military, murder, paratroopers, prisoners, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, RevengeCraft, russia, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, violence, War

hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	392	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ADHD Girls Gone Wild

adhd, Girls, Wild

so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5418	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Sneed City

Anarchy, Anarchy Cracked server 1.12.2 ViaVersion Bedrock Edition PvP Survival Community Economy Missions Shop Plugins Events Factions Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests, Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Animals Bred:	148
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SMSMCraft Network

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Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	3809
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0