| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 4627 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 3084 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 7903 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!
Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!
So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 368 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Votes: | 4644 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 8707 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.
Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.
So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 5500 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
But that’s not all, folks! On our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted weapons that will protect you from any mobs that come your way. And if Social Security is ever reduced or done away with in the real world, you can rest easy knowing that your virtual retirement plan is still going strong.
So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server around, where your financial future is as bright as a beacon in the night sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8613 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
One time, this player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and when u flushed it, it rained emeralds. no joke, dude.
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest loot. u gotta solve a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen just to get in. but trust me, it’s worth it.
Oh, and did i mention the annual llama race? yeah, we dress up our llamas in fancy hats and race ’em through obstacle courses. winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots.
So, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience the craziest adventures, come join us on this Minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 9109 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Votes: | 6198 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 706 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 8467 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2942 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4200 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
This is the first KRMP server in minecraft.
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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 6300 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 242 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then you gotta join us. We’ve got a community of total nutjobs who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
Plus, we’ve got a special surprise for all you train-loving ravers out there. Our server is like a non-stop party on tracks, with all the wackiness you could ever dream of.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 2940 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 6554 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 1072 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where you can quit your job without notice, play video games all day, and have absolutely no plan for the future. Sounds like paradise, right? That’s the kind of carefree vibe we’re all about here.
We encourage our players to embrace their inner “wing it” mentality and just go with the flow. Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft? Plus, if you run out of money for gas to visit your Minecraft buddies, don’t worry – we’ve got your back.
So come join us on our server and let go of all your worries. Just remember, if anyone questions your lack of planning or responsibilities, just tell them you’re “winging it” like a pro. It’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 7785 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Join us and build a virtual world where your child can wear whatever shirt they want, without any judgment from absentee parents in the Air Force. Let your creativity run wild as you explore vast landscapes and mine for resources to create the ultimate daddy-issue-free paradise.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the daddy drama behind! Who needs a “daddy’s little man” shirt when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny?
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 1645 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 3989 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
zelensky himself said, “come join us, we have the best parties in all of minecraft land. we have a secret village where all the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise. you never know who you’re talking to, man.”
so, like, if you wanna be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever, come join us. ukraine is where it’s at, baby.
