JavaJoltCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

/ Shon / The SMP Master / Minecraft SMP /

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no schizo lolis in sight? Well, look no further than our server! Fallenshadow is the queen bee of this SMP, with multiple husbands to keep her company. Join us for a wild ride filled with ASMR streams, ribbon cages, and Twitch clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for updates from Nise Menhera and Manager Otis, our resident Twitter stars. And if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of our backup Menhera Twitter accounts (RIP). So come on in, refresh yourself on the rules, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to ignore, report, and hide the shitposters – it’s all part of the fun! Join now before you miss out on the madness.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Wifeless Family Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of hosting unwanted guests in your Minecraft world? Join our server where we don’t allow any uninvited players to crash at your virtual house! No more dealing with crying, night feeding, or night toilet visits from other players’ kids. We promise a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where you can focus on building and exploring without any unwanted distractions. So come join us and say goodbye to hosting headaches!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FamJamCraft: No Compromise!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, traffic jams, and broken promises!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a player’s fiance and her Asian tourist parents. They’re fighting over who gets to drive to all the touristy spots and take a million pictures. Will they ever reach a compromise? Will the parents ever get to see all the sights they want? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might witness a showdown between a nervous/anxious driver and a stubborn player who refuses to give up their room for guests. Will they ever make peace and let the family stay over? Or will they end up sleeping on an air mattress for eternity?

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, traffic jams, and family drama that will keep you coming back for more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

IceCreamSMP – FavFlavor?

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a scoop of rainbow sherbet topped with unicorn sprinkles! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret underground ice cream parlors. Who needs vanilla when you can have pistachio creeper surprise or minty zombie delight? So come on down and join us for a flavor-packed adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlockPartyTimeTravel

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about time travel advice again because we’ve got it all covered! Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a time machine of fun and craziness.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret portal that takes you back in time to when dinosaurs roamed the earth. But don’t worry, we’ve got special armor that turns you into a T-Rex so you can blend in and avoid getting eaten.

Or how about this: you’re building a castle and accidentally create a time warp that transports you to a medieval kingdom where you have to battle dragons and rescue princesses. But don’t fret, we’ve got enchanted swords and magical potions to help you on your quest.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest time-traveling adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Chimeras Created:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

WuhanCraft19: Market Mayhem

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So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s, like, the wildest place to be, man!

First of all, let me tell you a little story. So, like, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But get this, the lair was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Yeah, I know, totally insane, right?

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, let me tell you about the epic PvP battles that go down on this server. Players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and battle it out in the skies while dodging fireballs from a dragon with a top hat. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, man!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunts that happen every week? Players have to decipher cryptic clues and navigate through deadly traps to find the hidden loot. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers for a whole week!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Plastic-Free Minecraft Server

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lol u ever wonder what would happen if microplastics took over the world? well, on this server, we have created a world where microplastics have become the dominant species! join us as we battle against plastic pollution in the most epic way possible – by building and crafting our way to victory! come join the fight and save the planet, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Crops Grown:	3323
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

x6MC Network

Adventure, Bedwars, commandblocks, Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Survivalgames, Towny, Vanilla

| x6MC Network is a destination for fun and simple Minecraft experiences. From seasoned veterans to noobs (of different degrees), our network offers something for everyone with a range of game modes to enjoy! |

| Gamemodes: – KitPVP: Show off your combat skills in our fast-paced KitPVP arena. Choose from various kits, each with its unique abilities, and battle it out against other players to dominate the leaderboards. – Survival: Experience Minecraft in its purest form with our Survival mode. – UHC (Ultra Hardcore): Ready for a challenge? UHC offers a hardcore survival experience where health does not regenerate naturally. – Events: We host events to keep the community engaged and entertained. From themed challenges to special competitions!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minecraft Survival Games Event: September 21st – Bring it on, no hugs allowed!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Date	Saturday, September 21, 2024
Time	4PM CST / 5 PM EST
Event	Survival Games
Prizes	Cash prizes
Live-streamed	Yes, featuring YouTubers and streamers

FAQ

Q: What is the Survival Games event?

A: It is a PvP event where players start in a 750×750 world with nothing and must gather loot from chests to survive and fight against other players.

Q: Are there cash prizes for the winners?

A: Yes, the last duo standing will win cash prizes.

Q: Can I join the event without a team?

A: You can enter as a solo player, but it is recommended to form a team for better chances of winning.

Q: Where can I join the Discord server?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/kD9GTEssqr

Q: Are there other events offered besides Survival Games?

A: Yes, we have other events such as UHC Bingo, Minecraft Trivia, Build Battle competitions, and The Minecraft CUBE.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Excuse-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Metal Gear Online on steroids! Imagine sneaking around in the world of Minecraft, trying to avoid creepers and zombies while completing top-secret missions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of espionage and sabotage like never before. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind, including a grappling hook that lets you swing through the trees like Tarzan and a jetpack that lets you soar through the sky like Iron Man.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground base where players can team up to take down evil mobs and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the Thunderdome arena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of Metal Gear Online in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	174

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Game Is Good Before You Actually Minecraft SMP

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Absolutely not! But let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind. Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own mafia and demand protection money in the form of seeds, and where the sheep have started a rebellion against the players because they’re tired of being sheared for their wool.

But wait, there’s more! The villagers have all decided to become professional wrestlers and have epic battles in the town square every Saturday night, complete with costumes and theme music. And don’t even get me started on the llamas who have formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their superior spitting skills.

If you want to experience the chaos and hilarity of this Minecraft SMP, then you better join now before the cows figure out how to fly and start dropping anvils on everyone’s heads. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a wild ride either way)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SarcastiCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with real-life Cartmans in your workplace? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a castle and lock up all the annoying coworkers inside, or create a maze filled with tasks they can never complete – just like Cartman and his easy tasks!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama and ego-stroking of the real world. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about someone getting in your face and demanding a fist bump – unless, of course, you want to challenge them to a virtual fist fight in the game!

So come join us and let’s keep things strictly business – Minecraft business, that is. Let’s build, explore, and have a laugh at the expense of all the Cartmans out there. See you in the virtual world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4285	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Emeralds Found:	4779	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RedditPaperCraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than our builds are our players! Join us if you want to experience a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk while laying eggs.

Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of sneaky villagers who claimed they needed it for a secret dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be built on a giant stack of paper, because why not? Who needs solid ground when you can have a server that defies all logic and reason?

So come join us on this insane Minecraft adventure and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our server. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything is possible.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SuperCrafters United

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Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Join our server and unlock your inner superhero! Choose from a variety of superpowers like flying, teleportation, or even shooting lasers from your eyes (watch out for creepers!).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombies appears. No problem! Just activate your super strength and send those undead baddies flying.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who hold the key to unlimited riches. Trade with them for rare items and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Who needs a cape when you have superpowers and talking animals on your side?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ShenZenKidzCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy adventures like a 10-year old japanese boy fighting off zombies near a shenzhen elementary school! it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s totally insane! who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town! so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Love Letters Sent:	13
Animals Bred:	155	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11