so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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