so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Mines Excavated: 3575
Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 423 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Love Letters Sent: 9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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