so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
Gods Slained: 2 Runes Activated: 7
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Falling into the Void: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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