Welcome to Izutsumi, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes! Rumor has it that if you mine exactly 69 diamonds in a row, the pickaxe will appear in your inventory and you can wish for anything you want – even a pet dragon that shoots fireballs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the Rainbow Sheepicorn. If you manage to tame one, it will follow you around and poop out diamonds wherever it goes. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Rainbow Sheepicorn, am I right?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Izutsumi. Legend has it that whoever possesses this potato will be granted eternal luck and fortune in the game. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens armed with enchanted swords!

So what are you waiting for? Join Izutsumi today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Towns Built: 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

    It’s Up in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

    If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • DadCrashRehab Minecraft Server

    DadCrashRehab Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a Bollywood movie? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, financial disputes, and cultural clashes!

    Imagine a world where you have to mine for diamonds to pay off your student loans instead of just asking your dad to foot the bill for your wedding. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can out-earn most men in your age range anyway?

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging two weddings, a t-boned car, and a dad who thinks he can control your life choices. Will you fly back to India to mend fences, or will you spend your hard-earned diamonds on something more important, like building a giant statue of yourself in the game?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be the hero of your own crazy Indian soap opera on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama at your fingertips? Join now and start mining your way to family dysfunction and financial independence!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2189
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CraftyRoomieDrama

    CraftyRoomieDrama
    Are you tired of living with roommates who have no boundaries? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with as many rooms as you want! No more awkward encounters in the living room or kitchen, unless you want to, of course.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and create your own virtual paradise. Plus, we have a strict dress code policy – all players must wear full attire at all times, even if it’s just pixelated armor.

    So come join us and leave the real world behind! Who needs roommates when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • SocietySMP: NormalIsStrange

    SocietySMP: NormalIsStrange
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where riding pigs into battle is considered a legitimate strategy! We once had a player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, and it was the most impenetrable fortress on the server. Our resident wizard can turn any block into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (which is actually just a stick he found on the ground). And don’t even get me started on the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but fishing rods and rotten flesh. So if you’re tired of boring old normalcy, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and absurdity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Crops Grown: 6926 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • SongCraft: LastRespawn

    SongCraft: LastRespawn
    Picture this: you’re on our Minecraft server, about to face off against a horde of creepers, and you can only listen to one last song before the explosion. Will you choose “Baby Shark” to distract the enemies with its catchy tune? Or maybe “Never Gonna Give You Up” to Rickroll them into submission? Join our server and make your last stand with the most epic soundtrack imaginable!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • SpearCraft: Alien History

    SpearCraft: Alien History
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT SPEARS FOR DAYS, U CAN BE LIKE AN ALIEN CIVILIZATION AND POKE PPL FROM FAR AWAY. WE GOT SPEAR DESIGNERS, SPEAR BUILDERS, AND SPEAR THROWERS. U CAN BE THE SPEAR KING AND RULE OVER ALL THE NOOBS WITH UR POINTY STICK OF DOOM. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE HISTORY WITH OUR EPIC SPEAR BATTLES. #SPEARLIFE #ALIENSWITHSTICKS #POKETHEMALL

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 312 Ores Mined: 5276
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Emeralds Found: 5839
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • PixelMods

    PixelMods

    PixelMods SMP Modpack, Download the modpack on curseforge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pixelmods-pixelmon-smp-server

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 2551
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Magic Items Found: 2438

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Pixelmon with a side of chaos! Come for the PokeDex Rewards, stay for the Pixelmon Bingo and Server Raids! LGBTQ+ Friendly, Adult Owned.

    Pixelmon with a side of chaos! Come for the PokeDex Rewards, stay for the Pixelmon Bingo and Server Raids! LGBTQ+ Friendly, Adult Owned.
    Server Name Astral Pixelmon
    Version 9.1.12
    IP play.astralpixelmon.com
    Discord discord.astralpixelmon.com

    Overview:

    Astral Pixelmon offers a variety of features including EV training, Pixelmon Bingo, Dex Rewards, Custom Crates, WonderTrade, Pokebags, Pixelmon Raids, Gambling, Timber Mod, and more. The server is adult owned, LGBTQ+ friendly, and hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts.

    FAQ:

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply input the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.

    Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules and guidelines to follow while playing on Astral Pixelmon.

    Do you have any custom features on the server?

    Yes, the server offers custom features such as Gym Leaders, Custom Textures, GTS (Global Trade Station), Auction House, and Resource World.

    Can I participate in events on the server?

    Yes, the server hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts that players can participate in for rewards and fun.

    Is the server beginner-friendly?

    Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels and is beginner-friendly. Feel free to ask other players or staff for help if needed.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Gay Craft Minecraft Server

    Gay Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling invisible to the ladies? Are you tired of having to work for someone’s attention? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be treated like the king you are from the moment you log in. No need to play it cool or use cheesy pickup lines, just be yourself and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about this: on our server, you were born with all the skills and abilities you need to succeed. No need for gimmicks or special potions, just jump in and start dominating the game from day one. So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ores Mined: 938 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

    NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of spending 16 hours a day doing the same monotonous task over and over in a factory line? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can spend 16 hours a day doing the same 15-second task over and over again in a virtual world instead! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will steal your diamonds if you don’t sacrifice a stack of porkchops every full moon. So come join us for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and endless repetition!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1091 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Ores Mined: 1071
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Animals Bred: 23 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BackroomBuddies Minecraft Server

    BackroomBuddies Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old grocery stores where parents send their kids to fetch whipped cream from dangerous back rooms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can push pallets, dodge angry moms, and explore unloading truck areas in search of the elusive whipped cream. Who needs a grocery store when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of breaking the rules and risking it all for a sweet treat. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • DivorceCraft: No “Who Gets Me” Drama!

    DivorceCraft: No “Who Gets Me” Drama!
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like the drama in this story, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Imagine a world where friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed. Just like how Jane’s lies were uncovered, you’ll uncover hidden treasures and mysteries in our server.

    Don’t be left out like poor Jane without any friends – join our server and become part of a community that will always have your back. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose sides, just like in this crazy story!

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the drama and excitement that awaits you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Star Shards Collected: 83
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 67
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

    ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

    Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

    So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • LonelyCraft: Craft Your Companions!

    LonelyCraft: Craft Your Companions!
    Are you tired of mining diamonds all by yourself? Do you long for the company of fellow blockheads who share your love for building epic structures and battling creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure for loneliness!

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. Our community is so lively and vibrant, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual block party 24/7. Need a buddy to help you take down the Ender Dragon? We’ve got you covered. Want to show off your pixel art skills to a crowd of adoring fans? We’ve got those too.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who is said to have built a castle made entirely of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find him and defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

    So come on down to our server and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore with your fellow blockheads?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server

    Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

    we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

    build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

    but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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