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StPeteSmackdown: Ultimate Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, Allies, border, Defense, Deterrence, eastern europe, Former Chief of Staff, General Rajmund Andrzejczak, Lithuania, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, nato, Poland’s Armed Forces, Radius, response, Russian forces, SECURITY, st petersburg, StPeteSmackdown, strategic assets, strike, Target, Ultimate

join our epic minecraft server and become part of the most intense battle between Poland and Russia! Former Chief of Staff of Poland’s Armed Forces General Rajmund Andrzejczak is leading the charge, ready to strike directly at St. Petersburg if Russian forces dare to cross the border into Lithuania.

Build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown as allies target all of Russia’s strategic assets within a 300km radius in the first minutes of battle. Will you fight for Poland’s honor or join the Russian forces in a desperate attempt to defend St. Petersburg? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, epic battles, and maybe even a few brain cells lost along the way. Let’s get crafting, comrades!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Dragon Scales Harvested:	267	Dragon Eggs Found:	904
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Crops Grown:	4925	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Murderer’s Minecraft Server

crime, criminal, death, double homicide, fatal act, Guilty, Homicide, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Motive, murder, Murderers, perpetrator, punishment, remorse, Server, SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victims, violence

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to set foot in it. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a player who once killed TWO people in-game. That’s right, TWO! And we’re not talking about just any players, we’re talking about seasoned Minecraft veterans who thought they could outsmart him. But nope, he showed them who’s boss with his epic PvP skills. So if you want to test your mettle against a real Minecraft assassin, join our server today! Just be sure to watch your back… and your front… and your sides. Actually, just watch everything. You never know when he might strike next!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecraft SMP – CReaTiVe PlaYinG GeNius

Aletheia: Return of Odysseus, Arcanum, Archaelund, Archquest, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Banquet for Fools, Call of Saregnar, clockwork revolution, Code of the Savage, Computer Role Playing Games, Creative, crpg, Dark Sun, darklands, deus ex, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Flint: Treasure of Oblivion, GENIUS, Gothic, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Owlcat RPGs, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, pillars of eternity, planescape torment, Playing, Prometheus Wept, risen, shadowrun, smp, Spiderweb Software RPGs, star wars knights of the old republic, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Wasteland, Wizardry

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take RPGs to a whole new level! We’re talking about games like Baldur’s Gate, Dragon Age, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines. But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like “Clockwork Revolution” where you can literally turn back time and “Banquet for Fools” where you can feast with the craziest characters.

Join us for epic quests, insane storylines, and a community of gamers who are just as obsessed with RPGs as you are. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SalesPersonSass

acknowledge, black slacks, Conversation, Coolers, DAUGHTER, drink, Errand, Event, grocery store, handle better, ignored, napped, POLO, Rude, sales people, SalesPersonSass, shopping, Son, Table, veggies, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life awkward encounters? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to avoid those pesky people trying to talk to you while you’re just trying to shop for veggies and dip. No more dealing with strangers trying to make small talk – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special in-game seal pet to give those awkward encounters the side-eye they deserve. Don’t be an AITA, join our server today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GhostlyInteractions – Minecraft SMP

avoidance behavior, Communication, communication breakdown, DATING, digital age, disappearing act, disappearing without explanation, emotional avoidance, fear of confrontation, ghosting, GhostlyInteractions, lack of accountability, lack of closure, lack of respect, Minecraft, modern interactions, online dating, rejection, relationships, smp, social media, social norms, Technology

Are you tired of being ghosted in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, ghosting is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! That’s right, we have a whole ghost town where players can disappear without a trace, leaving everyone scratching their heads and wondering where they went. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with more spooky vibes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of ghosting your friends and foes alike. Who needs to communicate when you can just vanish into thin air? Plus, we have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of players past like to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. It’s a ghostly good time for all!

So if you’re looking for a server where ghosting is not only accepted, but celebrated, then look no further. Join us and embrace the ghostly side of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ShortyCraft

body image, Confidence, dating preferences, dating standards, height and attractiveness, height and relationships., height discrimination, height insecurity, height preference, height requirements, height shaming, height standards, height stereotypes, Heightism, Masculinity, physical appearance, self esteem, short guys, short men, ShortyCraft, societal expectations

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop laughs and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary tale of Shorty McShortshort, the shortest man in all of Minecraftia. Legend has it that he once defeated a giant Creeper by tickling its toes with a feather! And if you join our server, you might just have the chance to meet Shorty and learn his secret tickling technique.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Will you be the next Chicken Jousting champion and win the coveted Golden Egg trophy?

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see just how short is too short in a man!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SovereignCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iranian influence, Israel, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Politics, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SovereignCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, UN ambassador, united nations

so, liek, u kno how u always wanna play minecraft but u dont kno where to go? well, come join our server cuz we got da craziest shiz ever!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. we got a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and dance to dubstep.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant diamond castle where u can chill with ur homies and sip on some virtual lemonade?

plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and make rainbows shoot out of his butt.

so come join us and reclaim ur sovereignty from the evil forces of boredom! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MirageCraft2025

2025, Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, eastern europe, european union, France, Geopolitical, international relations, jets, Media, Military, military technology, Mirage-2000, MirageCraft2025, SECURITY, Transfer, Ukraine

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. we got so many mirage 2000 jets flying around, you’ll think you’re in a war zone. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, ya know?

imagine flying through the skies on a jet, dropping TNT on unsuspecting players below. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft.

plus, we got this crazy story where France is like, “here, Ukraine, take these jets as a gift.” and Ukraine is all like, “thanks, bro, now we can dominate the skies in Minecraft.”

so, if you wanna experience the thrill of flying fighter jets in a blocky world, come join us on this server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ores Mined:	4290	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Buildings Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Dominion: Where dragons steal your loot and creepers steal your heart! Now with even more custom items!

1.8-1.21, Autoclickers, Bosses, bug abuse, community-driven, CONSTANT EVOLUTION, CREEPERS, Custom, Custom Items, Discord, Dominion, dragons, DUNGEONEER, Dungeons, Heart, Items, Leveling system, Loot, macroing, Map, Minecraft, PvE, racism, RPG, RPG adventure, rules, Server, smp, steal

Welcome to The Dominion

IP: play.thedominion.us

Alternate IP: thedominion.us

🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion (est. 2013)! 🏰

Features	Description
⚔️ DUNGEONS	Conquer hand-crafted challenges, unveiling your dungeoneering prowess for exclusive loot and glory!
🌍 WORLDS	Dive into a hybrid realm – an SMP haven for builders or a bespoke RPG world of dungeons and dangers!
🛠️ CUSTOMIZATION	Elevate your gameplay with unique items, bosses, and a leveling system tailored for immersive experiences.
👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN	Crafted by a passionate, small team; we welcome all to aid in improving our server.
🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION	Your feedback shapes the server as we unveil fresh content.

⚔️ARE YOU A DUNGEONEER? Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

Links

Discord

Map

Rules

Inappropriate messages including: Racism or any otherwise unnecessary discrimination, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references and/or innuendos are not allowed, and should be kept to an extreme minimum.
Bug abuse is not allowed. This includes the use of any obviously unintended feature. If you find a flaw on the server, please report it.
Macroing, use of autoclickers, and any sort of “passive-play” is not allowed.
Visiting locations under construction without direct staff permission is against the rules.
Scamming, in any sense, is against the rules.
New buildings must be a minimum of 5 blocks away from existing buildings and/or barriers. Buildings built during or after v6.2.0A not following this rule are subject to removal.
Griefing and stealing is not allowed. If you are griefed, contact an Admin or higher, and they will roll it back.
Killing a player in their own home is not allowed. This is defined by a structure owned by a player including the vault of the player who owns it. This protection extends to the extent to which land is obviously owned by the player, usually denoted with a physical barrier.
If a structure is not obviously owned by someone, i.e., having claim signs or other items that denote personal ownership, it is not subject to grief protection.
Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Age Gap Minecraft Server

age, aging gracefully, aging process, cultural norms, cultural perspectives, emotional intelligence, Experience, gap, generational differences, life stages, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal values, traditional beliefs, wisdom

Are you tired of feeling ancient in your own country? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and craft your way to eternal youthfulness. Who needs maturity when you can have endless fun and shenanigans on our server? So come on, join us and leave your wrinkles and responsibilities behind!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

> Blurry Taskbar Icons Minecraft SMP

Appearance, blurry, blurry icons, Computer, Desktop, Display, FIX, Help, Icons, Issue, Minecraft, pixelated, Problem, resolution, smp, software, taskbar, taskbar icons, Troubleshooting, Visual, why, windows

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tasks and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that even the taskbar icons are blurry! Why, you ask? Because our server is so intense that your computer can’t handle the awesomeness!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Void Armor Forged:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MotoStop Minecraft Server

aggressive driving, AITAH, Asshole, brake checked, driving etiquette, following distance, front bumper, intersection, long stare, Minecraft, misunderstanding, motorcycle behavior, MotoStop, Oregon, rear wheel, red light, road rage, safe distance, Server, side view mirror, stopping 5-6 ft behind a motorcycle, traffic incident

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of motorcycle road rage in a safe and blocky environment? Look no further! Join our server and reenact the epic brake checking showdown that happened at a stoplight in Oregon.

Imagine the adrenaline rush as you stare down your opponents, mouth insults through your pixelated side view mirror, and engage in slow-motion acceleration battles. And don’t worry, our intersection intersections are perfectly safe for all your brake checking needs.

So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate road rage showdowns in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone places a block in your path.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Ores Mined:	4505	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

WeddingWhitelist

Bridal, bride, control, disagreement, dress code, family, family dynamics, maid of honor, overshadowed, Respect, Rift, sibling relationships, sister, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingWhitelist, white dress

Hey there fellow Minecrafters!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wedding dress drama that will make your blocky world spin!

Imagine this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild sister appears wearing a white dress to your virtual wedding! Will you be able to stop her before she steals your spotlight? Will your virtual parents take sides in this epic battle of fashion faux pas? Only on our server will you find out!

Join now for a chance to witness the most outrageous wedding dress showdown in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6065	Star Shards Collected:	279
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

OvernightSkillz – Minecraft SMP

accelerated learning, goal achievement, life enhancement, Minecraft, Overnight learning, OvernightSkillz, personal development, quick skill development, rapid skill acquisition, self growth, self improvement, skill acquisition techniques, skill application, skill enhancement, skill improvement strategies, skill mastery, skill mastery benefits, skill mastery goals, skill mastery success, skill proficiency, skill utilization, smp, talent development

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll have the chance to master the ancient art of llama whispering! Imagine being able to communicate with these majestic creatures and have them do your bidding. Need a ride across the map? Just whisper sweet nothings to your trusty llama steed and off you go!

But that’s not all, folks! Our SMP is also home to a secret society of chicken ninjas. These feathered warriors are experts in stealth and sabotage, and they’ll teach you their ways if you prove yourself worthy. Imagine sneaking up on your enemies with a squad of ninja chickens at your side, clucking menacingly as you strike fear into their hearts.

So if you want to level up your skills and have some ridiculous fun along the way, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyCash – Mining for Riches

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Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to make a measly amount of diamonds? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, the job of professional chicken wrangler pays surprisingly well!

Not only will you be able to collect eggs and feathers, but you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic chicken rodeos where you can win rare loot and prizes. Plus, rumor has it that the chickens on our server have been known to lay enchanted eggs that hatch into baby dragons.

So come join us and start your lucrative career as a chicken wrangler today! Who knew that farming poultry could be so profitable and exciting?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	19