It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated: 1424 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • The Flipping SMP – Minecraft SMP

    The Flipping SMP – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you dare to face off against a group of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a redstone factory. Our server is filled with wild adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

    But why should you join this madness, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying llamas. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye, where the only rule is that there are no rules, then this is the place for you. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and come join us on this wild ride. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3282
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • PetPanicCraft

    PetPanicCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any irresponsible pet owners like the OP’s mom! Join us and escape the chaos of taking care of endless animals by immersing yourself in a world where you can build and create without the worry of cleaning up after bunnies or mice.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world drama and dive into a virtual world filled with adventure and fun. No more cleaning up after neglected pets, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!

    So come join us and leave behind the madness of irresponsible pet owners. Build your dream world, explore new realms, and never worry about cleaning up bunny poop again! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a house full of neglected animals.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

    BelieveItOrNotMC SMP
    Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, the pigs have formed their own political party and are lobbying for equal rights with players? Join us and witness the epic battle between the Pig Party and the Chicken Coalition for control of the server! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and wackiest shenanigans on this server!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • BaggageCraft2021

    BaggageCraft2021
    Are you still holding onto last year’s baggage like a Minecraft hoarder? Well, it’s time to let it go and join our server for some epic virtual therapy!

    Our server is like a magical dumpster where you can toss all your past drama and build a new, drama-free life. We’ve got pixelated therapists ready to help you mine through your emotional blocks and craft a brighter future.

    Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server disguised as a chicken to spread wisdom and good vibes. So why hold onto something so long when you can join us and let it go in the most hilarious and cathartic way possible? Let’s dig deep and craft a better tomorrow together!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Kherson Hunt Minecraft Server

    Kherson Hunt Minecraft Server
    are you BORED of the same old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have HUMAN SAFARI! yes, you heard that right. we have russian drones hunting down kherson civilians for your entertainment. watch as they run for their lives while you mine and build in peace. it’s like a real-life hunger games, but in minecraft! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and a chance to witness some crazy shenanigans. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the games begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • GazaCraft: Rescuing Yazidi Women

    GazaCraft: Rescuing Yazidi Women
    yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got Israel out here rescuing Yazidi women from Gaza like it’s no big deal. this server is so lit, we got ISIS trying to kidnap people but Israel swoops in like a superhero and saves the day. join now to witness the craziest rescues and adventures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. #IsraelSavesTheDay #MinecraftHeroes

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Revenge SMP: Where turning around can lead to some serious plot twists! Vanilla with a side of chaos. Now with voice plugin!

    Revenge SMP: Where turning around can lead to some serious plot twists! Vanilla with a side of chaos. Now with voice plugin!

    Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    Events We are just entering a Halloween event, as well as planning the museum
    Inclusivity Welcome everyone to play in a safe and friendly environment
    Quality of Life Addons Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more!
    Shopping and Minigames District Enjoy shopping and participating in various minigames
    Mayoral Elections Players can participate in elections to make decisions for the district
    Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins Protection against theft and griefing with rollback capabilities
    24/7 Uptime Server is always online and ready for players

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the Turnabout Minecraft Server?

    A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ to get started and meet new friends.

    Q: Is the server whitelist-only?

    A: Yes, Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server to maintain a friendly and mature community.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s discord for more information.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges and requests that will have you questioning your sanity.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to spawn here. We’ve got a ComfyUI that will make you feel like you’re lounging in a virtual hammock, an Automatic1111 mode for beginners who want to dive headfirst into the chaos, and a Forge (A1111 Fork) that will have you questioning reality itself.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to control your own net of madness? Check out our Controlnet feature that will have you feeling like a virtual puppet master. And don’t forget to try out our LoRa Training, where you’ll learn how to communicate with aliens using only your mind (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any intergalactic wars that may result).

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this journey of insanity and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave soul!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Farms Harvested: 452
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Proud Porn Addicts Minecraft SMP

    Proud Porn Addicts Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we embrace our inner weirdness and have a blast! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, our main goal here is to see who can collect the most outrageous items in-game.

    Join us if you want to show off your collection of bizarre and hilarious items, like a giant statue of a potato or a house made entirely out of cheese. And don’t worry about judgment, because we’re all about celebrating our quirks here.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where players proudly display their questionable mousepads and figurines. Who knew being a porn addict could be so entertaining in Minecraft?

    So come on over and join the fun! Just make sure to leave your judgment at the door and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing until you cry at the absurdity of it all.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3577
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Dad’s 3rd Wedding vs Career Workshop Minecraft Server

    Dad’s 3rd Wedding vs Career Workshop Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living life according to someone else’s plans? Do you want to make your mark on the world in a way that’s truly your own? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can break free from the expectations of others and create your own path!

    Just like the player in this story, you can choose to prioritize your own dreams and ambitions over family obligations. Who needs to attend a third wedding when you can embark on a life-changing workshop abroad? Make decisions that are truly selfish and put yourself first!

    On our server, you can build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and make choices that shape your own destiny. Don’t let anyone tell you how to live your life – join us and start living on your own terms!

    So, are you ready to be the master of your own fate? Join our Minecraft server now and start creating the life you truly want!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • KidzCraftKareGoneWrong

    KidzCraftKareGoneWrong
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more flexible than my sister’s schedule for her kids? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who don’t want to deal with diva demands and unrealistic expectations.

    Join our server and experience the freedom to play however you want, without worrying about approved menus or strict schedules. We won’t give you a tummy ache with our virtual food options, and your kids can eat whatever they want (in-game, of course).

    Don’t be stuck at home with a demanding sister and her royal children – come play on our server and let loose! Who needs babysitters when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Blocky Blues – MineCraft Server

    Blocky Blues – MineCraft Server
    The worst thing about depression is not being able to find diamonds in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we guarantee you will find diamonds within the first 5 minutes of joining. That’s right, our world is filled with sparkly gems just waiting for you to mine them. And if that’s not enough to cheer you up, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. So come join us and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • KidnappedCraft Minecraft Server

    KidnappedCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we condemn moscow for abducting children in ukraine by building an army of pixelated warriors to fight for justice! we may not be able to stop real world conflicts but we sure can make a difference in the virtual world! plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and mythical creatures waiting to be discovered. join now and be a part of the most epic battle for justice and loot!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BorisCraft: BugGate at My Crib!

    BorisCraft: BugGate at My Crib!
    OMG FOLKS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS, AND SKELETONS THAT DO THE FLOSS!

    ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS, A MAGICAL LLAMA WILL APPEAR AND GIVE U UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!

    PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS ON CRACK, THEY’LL GRANT U WISHES LIKE TURNING UR PET PIG INTO A FLYING UNICORN OR GIVING U A DIAMOND SWORD THAT SHOOTS OUT FIREWORKS!

    SO JOIN NOW BEFORE BORIS JOHNSON’S BUGS INVADE UR BATHROOM TOO! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CRAZYCRAFTSERVER

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Towns Built: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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