It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BroBroGF Online Hunt Minecraft Server

    BroBroGF Online Hunt Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and craziness of real life, just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual world and create your own outrageous adventures.

    Looking for a place to hide from your brother-in-law’s questionable online relationship with a woman from Brazil? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to distract yourself with some blocky fun while you contemplate the mysteries of online dating and age gaps.

    Who needs lawsuits and bank issues when you can just mine for diamonds and fight off creepers? Join us and leave all your worries behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be sued for is building an epic castle that puts everyone else’s to shame.

    So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be catfished by is a sneaky Enderman trying to steal your blocks!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyHub – Chores4Bores

    CraftyHub – Chores4Bores
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real-life drama and join a community of players who understand the struggle of balancing work, chores, and relationships!

    Join us if you’re tired of coming home to a messy virtual house and feeling overwhelmed with all the pixelated tasks. Our server is a place where you can finally get the help you need without the drama of real-life arguments.

    Create a chore chart with your fellow players or divide tasks in the virtual world to keep your Minecraft home clean and organized. No more shrugging off responsibilities or defensive arguments – just pure teamwork and fun!

    So come on, join our server and let’s build a world where everyone pitches in and no one has to deal with messy houses alone. Who knew a Minecraft server could solve real-life problems? 😉

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BaeBetrayedInMinecraftSMP

    BaeBetrayedInMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, only to have your so-called “friend” swoop in and steal all your diamonds? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and blocky drama.

    Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers instead of evil twins. You never know who you can trust, so it’s every player for themselves. Will you form alliances or go rogue and take on the world solo? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences.

    We’ve had players fake their own deaths to avoid paying back debts, secret underground bunkers filled with stolen loot, and even a love triangle involving a pig named Gerald. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about loyalty, come join us. Just watch your back, because you never know when someone might turn on you for a shiny new pair of enchanted boots.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Buildings Constructed: 31

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Creeper Cafe: Serving up explosive flavor!

    Creeper Cafe: Serving up explosive flavor!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Look no further, because our server is a complete food safety disaster! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of potentially getting food poisoning every time you log on.

    Our server is so chaotic that even the chickens are rebelling against the cooks! You never know what kind of crazy concoctions you’ll find in our virtual kitchen, but one thing’s for sure – it’s never boring.

    Forget about following proper food safety guidelines, on our server, anything goes! Who needs clean hands and sanitized surfaces when you can have a wild and unpredictable dining experience instead?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and possibly send you running to the virtual bathroom), join us today! Just don’t say we didn’t warn you.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Vanilla SMP: Where Minecraft is as plain as your mom’s meatloaf

    Vanilla SMP: Where Minecraft is as plain as your mom’s meatloaf
    Server Name Ordinary SMP
    Server Type Vanilla
    Server Version Java 1.21.1
    Whitelisted Yes

    Brief Overview:

    Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community server where players can build, explore, and make new friends. With a diverse player base from across the globe, the server offers a vanilla experience with added grief protection measures and community-focused activities.

    FAQ:

    • What version is the server running?

      The server is running Java 1.21.1, always up to date with the latest features and updates.

    • Are there any mods installed on the server?

      Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more.

    • How can I join the server?

      You can join the server by connecting to our Discord server at https://discord.gg/cscWySYVeR.

    • What kind of events are hosted on the server?

      The server hosts server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects to keep the community engaged and entertained.

    • Is the server whitelisted?

      Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and maintain an enjoyable experience for all players.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Single in Minecraft Server

    Single in Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll have a girlfriend in every village you visit! Our villagers are ready to shower you with love and attention, just make sure to bring plenty of emeralds for those romantic gifts! Join now and start building your harem of pixelated paramours!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Investing Minecraft SMP Financial Japan Shows

    Investing Minecraft SMP Financial Japan Shows
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, on our server, it’s all about investing and financial shows!

    Join us if you want to learn how to make diamonds rain from the sky by investing in virtual stocks and trading virtual currencies. Our players are so financially savvy, they’ve turned their dirt houses into virtual mansions in no time!

    But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground casino where players gamble their diamonds on risky forex trades. Will you come out on top or lose it all? Only the bravest players dare to find out!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you learn about financial literacy while dodging creepers and zombies? It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • FlatmateFriendMCServer

    FlatmateFriendMCServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy roommate situation.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a virtual flat share with strangers who want to move in their mysterious friend without even knowing his last name. Will you be able to survive the chaos of living with random players who may or may not pay their rent on time?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through awkward conversations and passive-aggressive messages in our private chat feature. Will you be able to handle the drama without blowing up like a TNT block?

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to deal with roommate shenanigans and unexpected guests. Who knows, you might even uncover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and drama!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 263 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7369

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MILsFaultMC

    MILsFaultMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sticking to the rules and etiquette? Look no further! Join our server where we teach kids valuable life lessons like the birthday person gets to choose their cake flavor because it’s their special day.

    Just like how my MIL learned the hard way when she tried to dictate the cake flavor for my son’s birthday. She ended up getting banned from the party for being a party pooper! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get a cake you enjoy after the party… maybe.

    Join now and learn important lessons like not being a selfish cow and how to deal with entitled brats (looking at you, MIL). Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • RelaxingParents SMP

    RelaxingParents SMP
    Are you tired of constantly being on parent duty without a break in sight? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the chaos of parenthood and dive into a world of blocky adventures.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers start a daycare center in your village. Chaos ensues as they try to teach the baby zombies how to craft pickaxes and build houses. But don’t worry, our experienced staff of moderators will make sure things don’t get too out of hand.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and are trying to throw surprise birthday parties for all the players. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your inner child run wild while you take a well-deserved break from parenting duties. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BlockbusterCraft: Life Lessons

    BlockbusterCraft: Life Lessons
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where your life is literally turned into a movie! The moral of the story? Well, let’s just say it involves fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely out of diamonds. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Crops Grown: 2536 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CreepinCraft: Only 70 Blocks Left

    CreepinCraft: Only 70 Blocks Left
    join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more chaos than a haitian gang massacre, but in a fun way! at least 70 players dead from laughing too hard at our outrageous shenanigans. the UN even said our server is a must-join for anyone looking for a good time. come on in and see what all the hype is about. just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Whale Watchers in Canada

    Whale Watchers in Canada
    so, like, imagine this, right? a minecraft server where canadian researchers are like, using instruments to listen to whales in the ocean. but get this, they’re not just any whales, they’re fin and blue whales. like, how crazy is that? you can join this server and listen to whale calls while you build your epic minecraft creations. it’s like having a whale concert right in your own virtual world. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so in tune with nature? come join us and experience the wonders of the deep blue sea while you mine and craft your way to victory. it’s a whale of a good time, trust me.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Alathra: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones with a sprinkle of vanilla, a dash of roleplay, and a side of world-building.

    Alathra: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones with a sprinkle of vanilla, a dash of roleplay, and a side of world-building.

    Alathra: New Frontiers

    A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

    IP: play.alathramc.com

    Discord: https://discord.gg/zhDwpftY

    Website: https://alathra.com/

    Key Features:

    Custom Fishing Our latest update, Alathra: Better With Bait! With mini games now making fishing more interesting, every cast is different, plus brand new baits and a large variety of new fish for you to catch.
    Towny Create towns and cities with your friends or join an existing one. With Towny you can claim areas to build safely and store your items. Start a large nation with sprawling cities or create a small farming village. The sky is the limit!
    Lore, RP & Worldbuilding One of the key gameplay aspects of Alathra is its lore, roleplay (RP) and geopolitics. The community is constantly creating captivating lore and RP including player-run organizations, events, and religions, as well as conflicts and wars. In Alathra you can create your own unique story.
    Custom World The map of Alathra is completely custom, designed from scratch to encourage exploration trade and geopolitics. It consists of continents, oceans, and four temperature zones with various biomes and landmarks.
    Custom Plugins Alathra has its own dedicated team of developers that consistently develop new plugins and features, making the server unique with features like lockpicking, custom war system, character cards, medieval weapons, and more.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join Alathra? To join Alathra, simply enter the IP “play.alathramc.com” in your Minecraft client and start exploring!
    Can I create my own town or city? Yes, you can create your own town or city with Towny. Claim areas, build safely, and invite your friends to join your settlement.
    Is there a roleplay aspect to the server? Yes, Alathra encourages lore, roleplay, and storytelling. Create your own unique character and story within the world.
    Are there custom features on Alathra? Alathra has custom fishing, brewing, mobs, biomes, plugins, and more that enhance the gameplay experience.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5169 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Crafty Shon’s Minecraft Server

    Crafty Shon’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with Lucy Pyre, the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet who loves her husbands more than diamonds in Minecraft!

    Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, Lucy Pyre will give you life advice that will make you question your existence in the best way possible. Plus, she has a whole bunch of links to her Twitch, ASMR YouTube, Ribbon Cage, VOD YouTube, Twitch Clips YouTube, Twitter, Nise Menhera Twitter, Otis Twitter, and even a Menhera Twitter that’s sadly no longer with us. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

    Don’t forget to refresh yourself on the global and board rules before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here. And remember, always ignore, report, and hide those pesky divorcees – they’re more dangerous than a creeper in Minecraft!

    So come on and join us on this insane adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Lucy Pyre’s husbands). See you in the game!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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