It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Meteorites Collected: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5492

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyUkrainians

    CraftyUkrainians
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of Ukrainian FEMEN activists who are tired of being silenced by Russian and Iranian drones. They’ve taken matters into their own hands and created the most badass Minecraft server out there!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you’re ambushed by a group of Iranian drones! But fear not, because the FEMEN activists are there to save the day with their epic rally in front of the Iranian Embassy in Kyiv. Join the fight and show those drones who’s boss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with crazy battles, epic adventures, and maybe even a few Ukrainian activists fighting against injustice. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Eggcellent Adventures

    Eggcellent Adventures
    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? come join our server where the hard-boiled eggs are the real stars of the show!

    imagine a world where every block you break reveals a delicious hard-boiled egg waiting for you to devour. our server is like a never-ending easter egg hunt, but instead of candy, you get protein-packed goodness!

    but that’s not all, folks. our server is also home to the legendary Egg King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the perfect hard-boiled egg. rumor has it that if you can find him and present him with the ultimate egg, he will grant you three wishes.

    so what are you waiting for? join our egg-citing server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might just crack the code to egg-cellence!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Home Office Happiness

    Home Office Happiness
    yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server where we be breakin’ down dem gender and well-being disparities like nobody’s business. if ya work from home in chile, dis da place to be, cuz we got dem crazy results showin’ dat workin’ from home be increasin’ job satisfaction for dem employees wit no kids, dem wit kids aged 6-17, and dem in uncrowded homes. but watch out, single workers might experience a decline in mental health, so bring yo friends along for da ride! we be buildin’, survivin’, and causin’ chaos like there’s no tomorrow. come join us and let’s get craaazy!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • RulerCraft: The World Is Yours… until someone steals your diamonds!

    RulerCraft: The World Is Yours… until someone steals your diamonds!

    RulerCraft: The World Is Yours

    What RulerCraft offers: Earth: Full scale world of Earth with all continents, ores and different biomes. Towny: Can start your own towns and nations or you can join another town or nation.
    Cultures & Religions: Custom set of cultures and religions to choose from for your towns. Economy: Dynamic and fair economy: automatic price changes and trading ships scattered around Earth.
    Perks: Custom system that gives you different perks based on your choices. You have 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from. Many fun perks such as Flying in Towns, Custom Warp, Personal Hologram, Automatic Chest Sorting, Night Vision, Fire Resistance and more! more! Senate: Players vote on things such as new features, staff promotions, ban appeals and more.
    Good community: Toxic behavior and excess drama is not tolerated. Righteous staff: Staff are chosen by the players and follow our staff guidelines.
    Optional PvP: You choose whether to turn on PvP or not. Those with red name have PvP on and can be killed. SiegeWar & Custom War System: We use SiegeWar combined with our custom War System for casual and less toxic warfare.
    Quarries & Treasure Ships: Nations can fight over production sites that grant your nation money each day. Dungeons: Custom dungeons such as Aztec Temple, End Temple, Creeper Tomb and Underwater Temple with plenty of cool mobs to kill for your EXP and loot needs. Challenging custom Bosses like Creeper Lord, Master Evoker, Michael Mamoa and King Goliath with good endgame loot as drops.
    Java & Bedrock support: Play on any device you want.

    Check our Map:

    https://map.rulercraft.com

    Join our Discord:

    https://discord.gg/nb97TyqQMD

    Visit our website to see more features, information and world map:

    www.rulercraft.com

    IP address: (25565 Port on Bedrock)

    play.rulercraft.com

    FAQ

    Q: Is there a cost to play on RulerCraft? A: No, RulerCraft is a free-to-play Minecraft server.

    Q: How can I join a town or nation? A: You can start your own town or nation, or join an existing one by contacting the leaders of the town or nation.

    Q: What are the perks available on RulerCraft? A: RulerCraft offers 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from, including Flying in Towns, Custom Warp, Personal Hologram, Automatic Chest Sorting, Night Vision, Fire Resistance, and more.

    Q: Are there rules against toxic behavior on RulerCraft? A: Yes, toxic behavior and excess drama are not tolerated on RulerCraft.

    Q: Can I play on RulerCraft on any device? A: RulerCraft supports both Java and Bedrock editions, allowing you to play on any device you want.

    Q: How can I participate in PvP on RulerCraft? A: PvP is optional on RulerCraft, and you can choose to turn it on or off. Players with a red name have PvP on and can be killed.

    Q: What is the Senate on RulerCraft? A: The Senate allows players to vote on various issues, such as new features, staff promotions, ban appeals, and more.

    Q: How can I access custom dungeons on RulerCraft? A: RulerCraft offers custom dungeons such as Aztec Temple, End Temple, Creeper Tomb, and Underwater Temple with challenging custom bosses and endgame loot drops.

    Q: Can nations fight over resources on RulerCraft? A: Yes, nations can fight over production sites such as quarries and treasure ships that grant money to the controlling nation daily.

    For more information, visit our website or join our Discord server.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Magic Items Found: 4987 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty Hunters Minecraft Server

    Crafty Hunters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of paying 20 dollars for a boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it makes Monster Hunter look like a walk in the park! Join us for epic battles, insane weapon trailers, and armor sets that will make you the envy of all your friends.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is now Steam Deck verified, so you can play on the go and never miss a beat. Plus, we have old game emulation and multiplayer for those who want a blast from the past. And don’t forget about our databases – they’re so comprehensive, you’ll never be lost in the game again.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs 20 dollars when you can have this much fun for free? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Runes Activated: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • ””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

    ””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 171 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • PartyCraft Minecraft Server

    PartyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling guilty for wanting to have fun and socialize? Join our Minecraft server for a wild time where nobody will judge you for wanting to party! Our server is filled with extroverts who love to go out and have a good time, so you’ll fit right in.

    Forget about boring lectures and study sessions, on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest structures and surviving epic battles. Who needs college fests when you can have your own virtual party on our server?

    Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into staying in, join our server and let loose with like-minded players who know how to have a good time. You’ll never feel selfish for wanting to have fun again!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 441

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyAffairExposed

    CraftyAffairExposed
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the wildest and craziest stories unfold right before your eyes!

    Join our server and witness the epic tale of Amy, Andy, and Charles. Amy, the master of deception, has been cheating on her husband Andy with Charles for years. But wait, it gets even juicier – she’s been sleeping with Charles since before she even got married! And to top it all off, her son’s paternity is in question, with everyone wondering if Charles is actually the father. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    But that’s not all – there’s a twist in the story. All the family members have blue eyes, except for the son who has dark brown eyes. Could it be that Charles is the real father after all? The drama never ends on our server!

    So come join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, betrayal, and scandal. Who needs to watch soap operas when you can be a part of one in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server now and be a part of the craziest virtual world you’ll ever experience!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftyScienceFun

    CraftyScienceFun
    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have reported finding a secret underground laboratory filled with talking cows conducting experiments on creepers? Join us and uncover the mysteries of this wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the laws of physics are merely a suggestion. Who needs boring old reality when you can escape to a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch)? So come on, join us and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • BlockCraft2020: Vote for Creepers

    BlockCraft2020: Vote for Creepers
    haha u know what’s weak? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates!

    join us and u can become the president of lebanon in minecraft! u can make all the laws and ride around in a diamond-encrusted limo!

    we even have a secret underground base where u can plot against ur enemies and steal all their diamonds!

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and become the most powerful leader in all of minecraft!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Genie’s Wish Blockade

    Genie’s Wish Blockade
    so, like, u know how aladdin was all like “i wanna be a prince” and then the genie was all like “ok cool” and made him a prince? well, turns out, aladdin accidentally stole other people’s wishes when he made friends with the genie. like, imagine u were just about to wish for a million diamonds or something, and then aladdin comes along and takes that wish for himself. that’s messed up, right?

    but hey, on our server, u can make all the wishes u want without worrying about some sneaky aladdin stealing them from u. we got genies who are way more chill and won’t let anyone mess with ur wishes. plus, we got flying carpets that u can ride around on and explore the craziest worlds u can imagine. u can even team up with ur friends and go on epic quests to find hidden treasures and defeat evil monsters.

    so, like, if u wanna have a magical time and make all the wishes u want without any aladdins getting in ur way, then u gotta join our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a whole new world of fun!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 211709 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • The Diamond Rush: Where even the creepers are after those shiny rocks!

    The Diamond Rush: Where even the creepers are after those shiny rocks!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Age 1 week old
    Active Players 5-10 at a time
    Custom Features Custom diamond bank system, levels to unlock perks, land claiming, player shops and warps
    Community Mainly for adults, but all are welcome

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join the server?

    A: You can apply by joining our Discord server here.

    Q: What kind of perks can be unlocked by leveling up?

    A: You can unlock new perks such as more homes, new commands, and other enhancements as you level up.

    Q: Can players create their own chest shops?

    A: Yes, players can make chest shops to trade items with each other.

    Q: Is the server environment toxic?

    A: No, we focus on providing a non-toxic experience for everyone and strive to maintain a friendly community.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Chunky Assets Minecraft Server

    Chunky Assets Minecraft Server
    Tired of being a blocky potato in Minecraft? Come join our server and transform into a curvy, voluptuous block babe with the best bum and boob physics in the game! No more flat butts and pancake chests, it’s time to shake what your blocky mama gave ya!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing all the diamond blocks and replacing them with…you guessed it, more booty blocks! Join them on their quest for the biggest booties in all of Minecraft.

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and get that thicc block bod you’ve always dreamed of? Come on over and let’s get those cheeks clappin’!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • ””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””

    ””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””
    Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like an international break for your Minecraft experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with players from all over the world, each bringing their unique playstyles and personalities to the table.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant panda playground complete with bamboo slides and treehouse forts. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. Will you join their cause and help them achieve chicken domination? Or will you stick with the cows and defend their right to rule the land?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure, where you can invite all your virtual family and friends without worrying about the cost per person.

    Experience the thrill of excluding distant relatives and dealing with entitled guests who demand to bring their girlfriend’s son to the wedding. Will you stand your ground like a boss or cave under pressure like a noob?

    Witness epic family feuds, intense arguments, and wild accusations as you navigate through the chaos of wedding planning. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the drama you could ever want?

    So come on down and join us for a wedding celebration like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over whether or not to invite that random guy you met once at a family gathering years ago. The drama never ends on our server!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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