It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Runes Activated: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Holy Vatican Minecraft Server

    Holy Vatican Minecraft Server
    Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there existed a Minecraft server so epic that even the creepers were shaking in their square pants. Legend has it that this server was created by a team of highly caffeinated monkeys who had a passion for building virtual worlds and causing chaos.

    On this server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The community is filled with wizards, warriors, and even a few llamas who have mastered the art of llama-fu.

    But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs are more ruthless than a pack of hungry wolves, and the terrain is more treacherous than a parkour course designed by a deranged leprechaun.

    So why should you join this insane Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, where else can you find a village populated entirely by talking chickens? Or a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves?

    Join us, brave adventurer, and prepare for a journey unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 18

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • SMP – Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

    SMP – Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “building blocks” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with more kinks and depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at. Our server is like F-List, but with creepers and endermen instead of roleplaying partners.

    Create your character profile and find like-minded players to roleplay with in our webchat. Explore group forums and unleash your wildest fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Need a break from mining and crafting? Check out our live status tracker to see if anyone is stirring up drama in the community. Or use our filtered ads to find someone who shares your obscure fetish for building giant statues of Steve out of dirt blocks.

    Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “I never knew I needed to roleplay as a blocky zombie pigman until now.” Don’t miss out on the fun – come build, explore, and roleplay with us today!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BrotherlyBlunderMC

    BrotherlyBlunderMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, overseas vacations, and heated arguments over custody battles.

    Experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics as you build your virtual world. Will you side with Rose and her desire for a luxurious vacation, or will you support Oliver’s mom and her concerns about safety in France?

    But beware, tensions run high on our server, and one wrong move could lead to divorce threats and family rifts. Choose your alliances wisely and remember, in this world, drama is always on the menu.

    So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where family drama meets Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught in the middle of a virtual soap opera unlike any other.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • FavFactMinecraftSMP

    FavFactMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and mine diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you enchanted items for your soul. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BlockBashCraft

    BlockBashCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about exploring a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie villagers who breakdance while attacking you?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest lava parkour course where you can test your parkour skills while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers riding on top of flying pigs.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and prepare to get injured in the most bizarre and hilarious ways possible!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85
    Crops Grown: 6076 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyUkrainians

    CraftyUkrainians
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of Ukrainian FEMEN activists who are tired of being silenced by Russian and Iranian drones. They’ve taken matters into their own hands and created the most badass Minecraft server out there!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you’re ambushed by a group of Iranian drones! But fear not, because the FEMEN activists are there to save the day with their epic rally in front of the Iranian Embassy in Kyiv. Join the fight and show those drones who’s boss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with crazy battles, epic adventures, and maybe even a few Ukrainian activists fighting against injustice. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Eggcellent Adventures

    Eggcellent Adventures
    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? come join our server where the hard-boiled eggs are the real stars of the show!

    imagine a world where every block you break reveals a delicious hard-boiled egg waiting for you to devour. our server is like a never-ending easter egg hunt, but instead of candy, you get protein-packed goodness!

    but that’s not all, folks. our server is also home to the legendary Egg King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the perfect hard-boiled egg. rumor has it that if you can find him and present him with the ultimate egg, he will grant you three wishes.

    so what are you waiting for? join our egg-citing server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might just crack the code to egg-cellence!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Home Office Happiness

    Home Office Happiness
    yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server where we be breakin’ down dem gender and well-being disparities like nobody’s business. if ya work from home in chile, dis da place to be, cuz we got dem crazy results showin’ dat workin’ from home be increasin’ job satisfaction for dem employees wit no kids, dem wit kids aged 6-17, and dem in uncrowded homes. but watch out, single workers might experience a decline in mental health, so bring yo friends along for da ride! we be buildin’, survivin’, and causin’ chaos like there’s no tomorrow. come join us and let’s get craaazy!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 184 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • RulerCraft: The World Is Yours… until someone steals your diamonds!

    RulerCraft: The World Is Yours… until someone steals your diamonds!

    RulerCraft: The World Is Yours

    What RulerCraft offers: Earth: Full scale world of Earth with all continents, ores and different biomes. Towny: Can start your own towns and nations or you can join another town or nation.
    Cultures & Religions: Custom set of cultures and religions to choose from for your towns. Economy: Dynamic and fair economy: automatic price changes and trading ships scattered around Earth.
    Perks: Custom system that gives you different perks based on your choices. You have 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from. Many fun perks such as Flying in Towns, Custom Warp, Personal Hologram, Automatic Chest Sorting, Night Vision, Fire Resistance and more! more! Senate: Players vote on things such as new features, staff promotions, ban appeals and more.
    Good community: Toxic behavior and excess drama is not tolerated. Righteous staff: Staff are chosen by the players and follow our staff guidelines.
    Optional PvP: You choose whether to turn on PvP or not. Those with red name have PvP on and can be killed. SiegeWar & Custom War System: We use SiegeWar combined with our custom War System for casual and less toxic warfare.
    Quarries & Treasure Ships: Nations can fight over production sites that grant your nation money each day. Dungeons: Custom dungeons such as Aztec Temple, End Temple, Creeper Tomb and Underwater Temple with plenty of cool mobs to kill for your EXP and loot needs. Challenging custom Bosses like Creeper Lord, Master Evoker, Michael Mamoa and King Goliath with good endgame loot as drops.
    Java & Bedrock support: Play on any device you want.

    Check our Map:

    https://map.rulercraft.com

    Join our Discord:

    https://discord.gg/nb97TyqQMD

    Visit our website to see more features, information and world map:

    www.rulercraft.com

    IP address: (25565 Port on Bedrock)

    play.rulercraft.com

    FAQ

    Q: Is there a cost to play on RulerCraft? A: No, RulerCraft is a free-to-play Minecraft server.

    Q: How can I join a town or nation? A: You can start your own town or nation, or join an existing one by contacting the leaders of the town or nation.

    Q: What are the perks available on RulerCraft? A: RulerCraft offers 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from, including Flying in Towns, Custom Warp, Personal Hologram, Automatic Chest Sorting, Night Vision, Fire Resistance, and more.

    Q: Are there rules against toxic behavior on RulerCraft? A: Yes, toxic behavior and excess drama are not tolerated on RulerCraft.

    Q: Can I play on RulerCraft on any device? A: RulerCraft supports both Java and Bedrock editions, allowing you to play on any device you want.

    Q: How can I participate in PvP on RulerCraft? A: PvP is optional on RulerCraft, and you can choose to turn it on or off. Players with a red name have PvP on and can be killed.

    Q: What is the Senate on RulerCraft? A: The Senate allows players to vote on various issues, such as new features, staff promotions, ban appeals, and more.

    Q: How can I access custom dungeons on RulerCraft? A: RulerCraft offers custom dungeons such as Aztec Temple, End Temple, Creeper Tomb, and Underwater Temple with challenging custom bosses and endgame loot drops.

    Q: Can nations fight over resources on RulerCraft? A: Yes, nations can fight over production sites such as quarries and treasure ships that grant money to the controlling nation daily.

    For more information, visit our website or join our Discord server.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Crafty Hunters Minecraft Server

    Crafty Hunters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of paying 20 dollars for a boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it makes Monster Hunter look like a walk in the park! Join us for epic battles, insane weapon trailers, and armor sets that will make you the envy of all your friends.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is now Steam Deck verified, so you can play on the go and never miss a beat. Plus, we have old game emulation and multiplayer for those who want a blast from the past. And don’t forget about our databases – they’re so comprehensive, you’ll never be lost in the game again.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs 20 dollars when you can have this much fun for free? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • ””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

    ””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • PartyCraft Minecraft Server

    PartyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling guilty for wanting to have fun and socialize? Join our Minecraft server for a wild time where nobody will judge you for wanting to party! Our server is filled with extroverts who love to go out and have a good time, so you’ll fit right in.

    Forget about boring lectures and study sessions, on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest structures and surviving epic battles. Who needs college fests when you can have your own virtual party on our server?

    Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into staying in, join our server and let loose with like-minded players who know how to have a good time. You’ll never feel selfish for wanting to have fun again!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7274 Ores Mined: 8854
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyAffairExposed

    CraftyAffairExposed
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the wildest and craziest stories unfold right before your eyes!

    Join our server and witness the epic tale of Amy, Andy, and Charles. Amy, the master of deception, has been cheating on her husband Andy with Charles for years. But wait, it gets even juicier – she’s been sleeping with Charles since before she even got married! And to top it all off, her son’s paternity is in question, with everyone wondering if Charles is actually the father. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    But that’s not all – there’s a twist in the story. All the family members have blue eyes, except for the son who has dark brown eyes. Could it be that Charles is the real father after all? The drama never ends on our server!

    So come join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, betrayal, and scandal. Who needs to watch soap operas when you can be a part of one in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server now and be a part of the craziest virtual world you’ll ever experience!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyScienceFun

    CraftyScienceFun
    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have reported finding a secret underground laboratory filled with talking cows conducting experiments on creepers? Join us and uncover the mysteries of this wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the laws of physics are merely a suggestion. Who needs boring old reality when you can escape to a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch)? So come on, join us and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Buildings Constructed: 32

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BlockCraft2020: Vote for Creepers

    BlockCraft2020: Vote for Creepers
    haha u know what’s weak? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates!

    join us and u can become the president of lebanon in minecraft! u can make all the laws and ride around in a diamond-encrusted limo!

    we even have a secret underground base where u can plot against ur enemies and steal all their diamonds!

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and become the most powerful leader in all of minecraft!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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