It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Villages Defended: 7
Endless Night Skies: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • StopOverthinkingMC SMP

    StopOverthinkingMC SMP
    Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

    Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1536 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyDisasterDate

    CraftyDisasterDate
    Are you tired of terrible dates in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic date of your life! Picture this: you and your date riding off into the sunset on a majestic unicorn, battling dragons together, and building a castle made entirely of diamonds. Who needs a boring dinner and a movie when you can have a date that will go down in Minecraft history? Join now for the chance to find love, adventure, and maybe even a pet creeper to keep you company. Don’t miss out on the date of a lifetime – join our server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyCriminalExtradite

    CraftyCriminalExtradite
    Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

    Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

    Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Star Shards Collected: 74
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 198 Divine Scrolls Written: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Columbus’ Jew Crew

    Crafty Columbus’ Jew Crew
    Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, let me tell you a wild story. So, back in the day, Christopher Columbus was actually a secret Sephardic Jew. Like, mind blown, right? And get this, on this server, you can uncover ancient secrets just like Columbus did! Explore hidden temples, uncover lost treasures, and maybe even find some diamond-encrusted challah bread. Trust me, this server is where the real adventure begins. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to sail the high seas of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • DaisyDreams

    DaisyDreams

    Welcome to DaisyDreams

    Step into a peaceful and cozy Minecraft server where you can relax, explore, and build in a friendly, supportive community. At DaisyDreams, we focus on creating a stress-free environment with beautiful custom biomes, unique structures, and exciting RPG elements. Whether you’re adventuring, leveling up your skills, or just enjoying the scenery, there’s always something to do!

    Key Features:

    – Custom biomes & structures – RPG classes, skills, and jobs – Quests, player levels, and dungeons – Crates, cosmetics, and more for endless fun – Chill and friendly community

    Join us for a laid-back, fun-filled Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Animals Bred: 94
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 61 Enchantments Applied: 243
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Seeking wannabe architects for a creative server. Join our exclusive club now!

    Seeking wannabe architects for a creative server. Join our exclusive club now!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Name Everglade City
    Community Size 10-20 players (or more)
    Project Building a detailed, well-designed city
    Expected Timeframe 2-3 months

    FAQ

    Q: What are the requirements to join the community?

    A: English fluency, age 16 or above, be reasonably active, and pass a semi-formal interview to evaluate building skills and personality.

    Q: How can I join?

    A: Add evergladecity on Discord for more information.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 101
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Honkai Star Rail – Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you’ll encounter crazy characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special character banners like “Scent Alone Stays True” and “Blissful (The Hunt)” that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our new drip marketing featuring Sunday with “Imaginary Harmony” and Fugue with “Fire Nihility.”

    If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have redeemable codes that will give you all the in-game goodies you could ever dream of. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become a legend in the FeixiaoFiles world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Emeralds Found: 7002 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Why The Fuck Is There Still NO Browser With Minecraft SMP

    Why The Fuck Is There Still NO Browser With Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • MeatEaterGFBeQuiet

    MeatEaterGFBeQuiet
    Are you tired of being judged for your carnivorous ways? Do you want a place where you can eat all the steak you want without someone trying to convert you to the veggie side? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and indulge in all the virtual steak you desire, without any judgment from pesky vegetarians. Our server is a meat-lover’s paradise, where you can feast on pixelated steak to your heart’s content.

    We even have a special “Steak and Pasta” cooking class every Saturday, where you can learn how to prepare the perfect steak and pasta dish. And don’t worry, we won’t force you to watch any documentaries on animal cruelty – unless you want to, of course!

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing we’re slaughtering is mobs, not animals. Let’s raise a virtual steak to freedom of choice and delicious protein-packed meals!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 78 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • LoveSMP – what is love?

    LoveSMP – what is love?
    Are you tired of feeling lonely in your Minecraft world? Do you crave the warm embrace of friendship and camaraderie? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place for you! Join us and experience love like never before as you build, mine, and survive with a community of players who will always have your back.

    But beware, love on our server can be a wild ride! From epic pranks to heartwarming alliances, you never know what crazy antics you’ll encounter. One player even found their soulmate while mining for diamonds! So come join us and see for yourself what love in Minecraft truly feels like. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this wacky world of blocks and adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Ores Mined: 3562
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MineCraftHeartbreakCraft

    MineCraftHeartbreakCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with heartbreak-healing adventures and zombie pigmen therapy sessions.

    Our server is like a virtual Tinder for Minecraft players, where you can find your perfect blocky match and build a pixelated paradise together. Who needs a real-life breakup when you can have a creeper blow up your house instead?

    So come on down to our server and let us help you mine your way to a happier heart. Who knows, you might even find love in a chest full of golden apples. Join now and let the healing begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Animals Bred: 48
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Star Shards Collected: 284

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • What is the IP for GLITCH Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for GLITCH Minecraft Server?

    GLITCH is a multimedia artist known for their innovative and boundary-pushing work in the realm of glitch art. Combining elements of technology, digital manipulation, and visual storytelling, GLITCH’s art challenges traditional notions of beauty and perfection. They have been featured in numerous exhibitions and publications, showcasing their unique and experimental approach to art. Through their work, GLITCH aims to explore the intersection of art and technology, inviting viewers to reconsider how we interact with and perceive the digital world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Void Armor Forged: 13

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • ZEROWORLD Minecraft server

    ZEROWORLD Minecraft server

    A large-scale Minecraft survival project with goodies and various additions like voice chat! Come in, play, develop and invite your friends!

    On the server you will find responsive moderation and administration, as well as exciting gameplay.

    We are waiting for you!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 70 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

    Crazy Craft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the mentally ill thrive! If you’re tired of being a normal functioning member of society, then this is the place for you. Our server is filled with players who can’t operate socially in real life, just like you!

    Join us and meet players who are 31 years old and still living with their parents, who have never been to a social event, dated, or had sex. Our community is all about avoidance and subjugation to intense fear and anxiety – it’s like a support group, but in Minecraft!

    Don’t worry if you can’t even talk to people in real life, because on our server, you can communicate through your builds and creations. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual friendships with fellow socially anxious players?

    So come on in and embrace your inner awkwardness with us. Remember, if you’re not mentally ill, you shouldn’t be here!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Cute Girlfriend Minecraft SMP

    Cute Girlfriend Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and not having a cute girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be! Why settle for average when you can join a server where only the most attractive players are allowed?

    We don’t mess around when it comes to looks and personality – if you’re not bringing your A-game, then you might as well log off now. Our server is like a virtual dating show, where only the hottest players get to mingle and build together. Who needs luck when you’ve got looks and charm on your side?

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to snag a cute Minecraft girlfriend. It’s a jungle out there, but on our server, the dating game is taken to a whole new level. Who knows, you might just find love among the blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your virtual soulmate!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Towns Built: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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