It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Endless Night Skies: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
Magical Moments Shared: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 8179 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Physics Graph Network – LawCraft

    Physics Graph Network – LawCraft
    so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. we got researchers up in here integrating physics and knowledge graphs into their AI models, like what even is that? but like, it’s called PGNN, which stands for Physics Guided Neural Network, and it’s like, the coolest thing ever.

    like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you’re like, whoa, this server is like, smarter than me. but don’t worry, it’s not gonna take over the world or anything, it’s just gonna make your gameplay way more interesting.

    so, if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole other level of intelligence, then like, come hang out with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about physics while you’re at it. ain’t that just wild?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 242 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Pyrakia

    Pyrakia

    Welcome to Pyrakia! A friendly Towny server with custom features and mechanics. Vote between Oct 4 and Oct 11 for triple voting rewards, and check out the store for a 25%-off sale!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 108 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MagicGames

    MagicGames

    Magic Games is a Skyblock server similar to Hypixel that supports both Bedrock and Java editions. You can join their community through their Discord link:https://discord.gg/magicgames-805997287033667624

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 449
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Grown Up Minecraft Server

    Grown Up Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of adulting and missing the good ol’ days of playing epic games like Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boring adulthood! Join us and relive your childhood dreams of building giant castles, exploring mysterious caves, and battling creepers with your trusty diamond sword.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, have dance parties with friendly zombies, and even participate in epic llama races across the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it gallops through the pixelated sunset.

    So why waste your time with boring adult responsibilities when you can join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild? Come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Gods Slained: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Adventure

    The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of living in a world where Canada reigns supreme? Are you ready to overthrow the maple syrup overlords and establish your own rule? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us as we band together to take down the moose-riding Mounties and claim our rightful place as rulers of the Great White North. Build your own igloo fortress, ride polar bears into battle, and show those polite Canadians who’s boss. It’s genuinely over for Canada, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now and let the chaos ensue!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • WaterWoes Minecraft Server

    WaterWoes Minecraft Server
    Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further! Our server is like living in a duplex with crazy neighbors, except in Minecraft form!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of confronting your virtual neighbors for using your virtual faucet to water their virtual garden and wash their virtual shoes. Watch as they throw a virtual hissy fit and try to guilt trip you with promises of virtual power washers for your virtual car.

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! You can also enjoy the excitement of unscrewing virtual hoses and moving them to different virtual faucets, all while keeping an eye out for virtual dog walkers who don’t clean up after their virtual pets.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the drama and chaos of virtual neighborly disputes like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • BlockPuppyHeist

    BlockPuppyHeist
    Are you tired of living in a town where your puppies keep mysteriously disappearing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about your virtual pets being taken away by entitled neighbors again.

    On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious pups from any would-be pet thieves. And if someone dares to try and steal your furry friends, you can unleash a pack of virtual wolves to chase them away.

    But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can train your pets to become fierce guardians, ready to defend your virtual home at all costs. So come join us and experience the thrill of protecting your puppies in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that gets stolen is the show!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Mines Excavated: 1716
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • SingleSteveMinecraftSMP

    SingleSteveMinecraftSMP
    Are you single right now? Well, it’s probably because you haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is basically a virtual dating paradise – you’ll be fighting off suitors left and right as you build your dream pixelated home together. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to fend off and diamonds to mine with your new boo? Join now and say goodbye to singledom forever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Magic Items Found: 3810 Players Killed by Monsters: 1666
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6141 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • FoodieCraft

    FoodieCraft
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us and experience the thrill of only being able to eat one food for the rest of your Minecraft life! Will you choose to survive on a diet of nothing but golden apples, or maybe you’ll go crazy with an endless supply of cake? The choice is yours, but be warned, your taste buds may never be the same again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only their chosen food as weapons. Picture this: a player armed with nothing but a carrot facing off against someone wielding a watermelon slice. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s deliciously entertaining!

    So come join us on our server and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ultimate food warrior in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 161 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

    KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save lives? well, now u can do it in minecraft! come join our server where u can be a paramedic and save all the pixelated lives u want! but watch out, cuz the kremlin-protected russian hackers are after u! they’re like the creepers of the internet, trying to blow up ur ambulance and ruin ur day. so come join us and show those hackers who’s boss! plus, we have free cake at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come be a hero and have some fun on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 86
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • UNPeacekeeperProbs

    UNPeacekeeperProbs
    so like, this server is like totally lit, like on fire lit, not like lit as in boring lit. we got unicorns roaming around, like actual real unicorns, not just some pixelated ones.

    and get this, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a real life treasure hunt but in Minecraft.

    also, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because last time someone wished for a million diamonds and they got buried alive in them.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Heatwave & Cyclone Craze

    Heatwave & Cyclone Craze
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a crazy mashup of El Niño and the ‘Madden-Julian Oscillation’ – like, what even is that?! But get this, it triggered a heatwave in the Pacific Ocean in 2016 that was off the charts! And get this, it was all linked to Tropical Cyclone Winston, like some next level conspiracy theory stuff, man.

    They say climate change had a hand in all this madness, making it even more intense and unpredictable. So if you wanna experience some wild weather patterns and crazy natural disasters while building your blocky empire, then this is the server for you, dude! Join now and brace yourself for the ultimate climate chaos adventure! Let’s get crafting, baby! 🌪️🌊🔥

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Laps Network

    Laps Network

    Laps Network is a minecraft server with multiple games. We make game that is rarely found and we make game different from other. In our discord we make choices depending of what the community say and we alway add upvoted suggestion! Current Game: -Factory Tycoon

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Villages Defended: 14
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Block Breaker Minecraft Server

    Block Breaker Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are on a mission to demolish the Jewish monetary system…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride as we mine for diamonds to overthrow the financial overlords of Minecraft. But beware, the creepers are actually secret agents of the banking elite trying to stop us! Will you join our rebellion and become the richest player in the server, or will you be blown up by a creeper in a suit and tie? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the virtual economy is in your hands!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Chaos Crew

    /Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Chaos Crew
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

    Picture this: a group of players dressed up as dragons, rebelling against the Halloween festivities of 108! You’ll be fighting off pumpkin-headed mobs and building epic fortresses to protect your loot.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever heard of a water margin? Well, get ready to dive into the depths of the ocean and battle sea monsters in our epic quest for treasure. Who knows, you might even encounter a dragon girl along the way!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special summoning event where you can call forth legendary heroes to aid you in your quest. Imagine having Huyan Zhuo by your side as you battle through hordes of mobs and conquer the land.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 75
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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