It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyDisasterDate

    CraftyDisasterDate
    Are you tired of terrible dates in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic date of your life! Picture this: you and your date riding off into the sunset on a majestic unicorn, battling dragons together, and building a castle made entirely of diamonds. Who needs a boring dinner and a movie when you can have a date that will go down in Minecraft history? Join now for the chance to find love, adventure, and maybe even a pet creeper to keep you company. Don’t miss out on the date of a lifetime – join our server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5058 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyCriminalExtradite

    CraftyCriminalExtradite
    Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

    Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

    Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Crafty Columbus’ Jew Crew

    Crafty Columbus’ Jew Crew
    Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, let me tell you a wild story. So, back in the day, Christopher Columbus was actually a secret Sephardic Jew. Like, mind blown, right? And get this, on this server, you can uncover ancient secrets just like Columbus did! Explore hidden temples, uncover lost treasures, and maybe even find some diamond-encrusted challah bread. Trust me, this server is where the real adventure begins. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to sail the high seas of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Alien Abductions: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • DaisyDreams

    DaisyDreams

    Welcome to DaisyDreams

    Step into a peaceful and cozy Minecraft server where you can relax, explore, and build in a friendly, supportive community. At DaisyDreams, we focus on creating a stress-free environment with beautiful custom biomes, unique structures, and exciting RPG elements. Whether you’re adventuring, leveling up your skills, or just enjoying the scenery, there’s always something to do!

    Key Features:

    – Custom biomes & structures – RPG classes, skills, and jobs – Quests, player levels, and dungeons – Crates, cosmetics, and more for endless fun – Chill and friendly community

    Join us for a laid-back, fun-filled Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2280 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Seeking wannabe architects for a creative server. Join our exclusive club now!

    Seeking wannabe architects for a creative server. Join our exclusive club now!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Name Everglade City
    Community Size 10-20 players (or more)
    Project Building a detailed, well-designed city
    Expected Timeframe 2-3 months

    FAQ

    Q: What are the requirements to join the community?

    A: English fluency, age 16 or above, be reasonably active, and pass a semi-formal interview to evaluate building skills and personality.

    Q: How can I join?

    A: Add evergladecity on Discord for more information.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Ores Mined: 8730
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Towns Built: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Honkai Star Rail – Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you’ll encounter crazy characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special character banners like “Scent Alone Stays True” and “Blissful (The Hunt)” that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our new drip marketing featuring Sunday with “Imaginary Harmony” and Fugue with “Fire Nihility.”

    If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have redeemable codes that will give you all the in-game goodies you could ever dream of. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become a legend in the FeixiaoFiles world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Why The Fuck Is There Still NO Browser With Minecraft SMP

    Why The Fuck Is There Still NO Browser With Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • MeatEaterGFBeQuiet

    MeatEaterGFBeQuiet
    Are you tired of being judged for your carnivorous ways? Do you want a place where you can eat all the steak you want without someone trying to convert you to the veggie side? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and indulge in all the virtual steak you desire, without any judgment from pesky vegetarians. Our server is a meat-lover’s paradise, where you can feast on pixelated steak to your heart’s content.

    We even have a special “Steak and Pasta” cooking class every Saturday, where you can learn how to prepare the perfect steak and pasta dish. And don’t worry, we won’t force you to watch any documentaries on animal cruelty – unless you want to, of course!

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing we’re slaughtering is mobs, not animals. Let’s raise a virtual steak to freedom of choice and delicious protein-packed meals!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2326 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • LoveSMP – what is love?

    LoveSMP – what is love?
    Are you tired of feeling lonely in your Minecraft world? Do you crave the warm embrace of friendship and camaraderie? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place for you! Join us and experience love like never before as you build, mine, and survive with a community of players who will always have your back.

    But beware, love on our server can be a wild ride! From epic pranks to heartwarming alliances, you never know what crazy antics you’ll encounter. One player even found their soulmate while mining for diamonds! So come join us and see for yourself what love in Minecraft truly feels like. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this wacky world of blocks and adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Animals Bred: 174

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MineCraftHeartbreakCraft

    MineCraftHeartbreakCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with heartbreak-healing adventures and zombie pigmen therapy sessions.

    Our server is like a virtual Tinder for Minecraft players, where you can find your perfect blocky match and build a pixelated paradise together. Who needs a real-life breakup when you can have a creeper blow up your house instead?

    So come on down to our server and let us help you mine your way to a happier heart. Who knows, you might even find love in a chest full of golden apples. Join now and let the healing begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Animals Bred: 175 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • What is the IP for GLITCH Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for GLITCH Minecraft Server?

    GLITCH is a multimedia artist known for their innovative and boundary-pushing work in the realm of glitch art. Combining elements of technology, digital manipulation, and visual storytelling, GLITCH’s art challenges traditional notions of beauty and perfection. They have been featured in numerous exhibitions and publications, showcasing their unique and experimental approach to art. Through their work, GLITCH aims to explore the intersection of art and technology, inviting viewers to reconsider how we interact with and perceive the digital world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 74
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ZEROWORLD Minecraft server

    ZEROWORLD Minecraft server

    A large-scale Minecraft survival project with goodies and various additions like voice chat! Come in, play, develop and invite your friends!

    On the server you will find responsive moderation and administration, as well as exciting gameplay.

    We are waiting for you!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

    Crazy Craft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the mentally ill thrive! If you’re tired of being a normal functioning member of society, then this is the place for you. Our server is filled with players who can’t operate socially in real life, just like you!

    Join us and meet players who are 31 years old and still living with their parents, who have never been to a social event, dated, or had sex. Our community is all about avoidance and subjugation to intense fear and anxiety – it’s like a support group, but in Minecraft!

    Don’t worry if you can’t even talk to people in real life, because on our server, you can communicate through your builds and creations. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual friendships with fellow socially anxious players?

    So come on in and embrace your inner awkwardness with us. Remember, if you’re not mentally ill, you shouldn’t be here!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Cute Girlfriend Minecraft SMP

    Cute Girlfriend Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and not having a cute girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be! Why settle for average when you can join a server where only the most attractive players are allowed?

    We don’t mess around when it comes to looks and personality – if you’re not bringing your A-game, then you might as well log off now. Our server is like a virtual dating show, where only the hottest players get to mingle and build together. Who needs luck when you’ve got looks and charm on your side?

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to snag a cute Minecraft girlfriend. It’s a jungle out there, but on our server, the dating game is taken to a whole new level. Who knows, you might just find love among the blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your virtual soulmate!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 7600

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • HomeSweetHome Minecraft Server

    HomeSweetHome Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of setting boundaries in a virtual world just like this parent is trying to do in real life.

    Build your own space away from the chaos of other players, just like this parent remodeled a bed/bath for their daughter to have her own space. But be warned, you may still feel like a third wheel when other players invade your territory.

    Experience the joy of asking for contributions from your fellow players for household expenses like groceries and personal care items. And don’t forget to limit the time your friends spend at your virtual home, just like this parent is trying to do with their daughter’s boyfriend.

    So come join us on this wild Minecraft server, where setting boundaries and asking for contributions is the name of the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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