so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Potions Brewed: 140 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

    RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers
    hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Ores Mined: 4224
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • ADHD Girls Gone Wild

    ADHD Girls Gone Wild
    so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Runes Activated: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 162 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Sneed City

    Sneed City

    Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • SMSMCraft Network

    SMSMCraft Network

    Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

    From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

    Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Crops Grown: 2604 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 New Chunks Explored: 936892
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

    Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Dimension Hops: 15 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Enchantments Applied: 273
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 30 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server

    VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no background noise or other people’s voices to distract you from your gaming experience! Unless, of course, you’re like the person in this story who just can’t seem to follow simple instructions.

    Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.

    So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • KidzCraftHavoc

    KidzCraftHavoc
    Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks free from societal norms and restrictions? Look no further! Join our server where you can make all the decisions for yourself, just like our 40-year-old player who escaped a forced marriage and built a new life for her and her children.

    On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!

    Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Villages Defended: 16
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server

    LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server
    LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE PART OF DA ZEROCAL CEMENT PRODUCTION TEAM! WE MAKE CEMENT WITHOUT RELEASING CO2 INTO DA AIR, LIKE MAGIC! WE USE LIMESTONE TO MAKE CALCIUM OXIDE, AKA LIME, WITHOUT HARMING DA ENVIRONMENT! U CAN BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY ABOUT KILLING DA PLANET! COME JOIN US AND BE A CLIMATE HERO IN DA WORLD OF MINECRAFT! #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEROEMISSIONS

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Zombie Dances: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Runes Activated: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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