so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 100
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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