so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Rune Stones Activated: 11 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 116
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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