so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 15 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Gods Slained: 0
Holy Grails Found: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 14
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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