so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82
Dragon Eggs Found: 9831 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Farms Harvested: 851
Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Runes Activated: 7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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