Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 56
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 429 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 330

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Gods Slained: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 66 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 6184

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 66 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 5678
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

    “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Star Shards Collected: 100 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BraBrawlServer

    BraBrawlServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

    Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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