Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BraBrawlServer

    BraBrawlServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

    Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Dimension Hops: 9 Void Gems Collected: 22
    New Chunks Explored: 192927 Runes Activated: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 36 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 20 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 14

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2967 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Magic Items Found: 6073
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 New Chunks Explored: 858915
    Farms Harvested: 606 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 New Chunks Explored: 201341
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 25
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3717 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Meteorite Armor Created: 25

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Animals Bred: 192 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 224029 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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